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Pigs are shocked by the fate of the piggy bank.
'It's the latest . . . 'farm to trough'.'
Organ Donor Card
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'It's definitely not broken... but you may have pulled a hammy!'
"We want to know why piggy number three gets roast beef, and we get this slop!"
'I'll have to do some tests, but I suspect you may have a sty in you eye.'
"There are a lot of humans out there that don't eat animals."
"Ned has laryngitis... He's disgruntled."
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"I haven't told Barry yet, but I'm planning to be cremated rather than being made into bacon."
"So what's it like being rich?"
Where Summer Sausage Comes From...
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The pig that had a glimpse of the afterlife.
'Mom, where does bacon come from?'
'Aw, gross! I just stepped into something warm and squishy!'
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'I don't suppose you have any grey poupon?'
'I've gotta clean joke. You wanna hear it?'
"Today a protest at the White House..."
'I wanted a tattoo that makes me look inedible.'
"I heard this place serves farm to table."
"I can't afford to feed you."
"I didn't realize it was dress-up Friday already."
"We've received complaints that you're feeding them nothing but slop three meals a day."
Pick Your Own Bacon
Pigs - Live Laugh Lard
"It's just swill Doris, just swill..."