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Pigs are shocked by the fate of the piggy bank.
'It's the latest . . . 'farm to trough'.'
'Forget about it - we'll never get a lite slop around here.'
'You wouldn't be the first one I've had as a client.'
"We want to know why piggy number three gets roast beef, and we get this slop!"
"What is that lovely fragrance you're wearing, Penelope?"
'You're not fat, Dear, you're Rebenesque!'
'Granted, we don't have quality, but we do have quantity!'
'Who showed the pigs this obesity epidemic report?'
"I haven't told Barry yet, but I'm planning to be cremated rather than being made into bacon."
'Ok, this sty is great and all, but can we get some huge explosions? Wilbur, could you say 'it's about to get real'?'
'We have to put up with a fair bit to find these truffles, but we think they're worth it.'
'Aw, gross! I just stepped into something warm and squishy!'
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'I've gotta clean joke. You wanna hear it?'
"Get right back out there, young man, and track some mud in!"
"I'm working from home today."
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"The neighbors' place is a pig sty! Why can't we have something like that?"
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'Hey - nice place!'
"I work all day and come home to find this? A clean house!?"
"It's just swill Doris, just swill..."
"You call this pigswill food?"
'This plug-in air freshner is useless! It still stinks in here.'
"Are there any more at the pigpen like you?"
"I'm not overweight. I'm just saving my bacon."
"Just completed a spot check on your office Arnold, and quite frankly, it's a pigsty!"