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'That's a statue of my rich uncle.'
Exploding Piggy Bank
'Thanks, Grandma! How do I password protect it?'
'You'll want Mr. Pigglesworth's version of the story too, I assume?'
"But Mummy, you told me that the money in my piggy bank was disposable income!"
Kid Borrows Money From A Loan Office for His Piggy Bank
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Pig Bank Hammer
"I'm almost broke. However, on the plus side, I've been losing weight."
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"I've been saving my penne pasta!"
"He's never been good with money."
"What do you mean, 'money isn't everything'?
"If I give you money, you'll get hammered, and end up broke, again."
"What interest does a piggy bank pay?"
"So what's it like being rich?"
Man breaks piggy bank to find another smaller piggy bank inside.
Finally one night, Porky the Piggy Bank decided to take the money and run.
"It's mostly penny weight."
'Where did you expect he'd be?'
"Animal sacrifice isn't necessary, son. Just shake out a few dimes."
"I can't afford to feed you."
'It's quite obvious she's only after him for his money.'
Piggy Bank reads 'How to Manage Your Money.'
'We learned a great Bible verse in Sunday school today. Lay not up for yourselves treasures on earth.'
'I need a government bailout.'
"Well, it's not our definition of 'Offshore Banking'..."