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"Good news. It's a small pig."
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"The way I see it, we lived like pigs in the eighties and, with any luck we'll continue to live like pigs throughout the nineties."
Tags:farm, farms, farming, pig farm, pig, pigs, piggies, piglet, piglets, trough, troughs, slop, slops, time, times, year, years, 90s, 80s, nineties, eighties, farmer, farmers, livestock, talking animal, talking animals, rural, rurals, country, countryside, mid west, change, changing, anti change, anti-change, tradition, traditional, same, same same, consistent, consistency
PIGGERS ANONYMOUS ...'We have a new symbol to help define our dietary guidelines.'
'Well, it is the complete works of Shakespeare all right, however this pig is claiming he wrote it.'
'Remember...change comes from within.'
"So you found an enormous truffle and still you weren't happy."
Tags:depressed, depression, pig, pigs, piglet, piglets, farm animal, farm animals, livestock, therapist, therapists, therapy, mental health, anxiety, anxieties, stress, stressed, psychology, psychologist, psychologists, psychiatry, psychiatry, psychiatrist, psychiatrists, counselor, counselors, counsellor, counsellors, counselling, counseling, unhappy
". . .Get back in there and mess up your room properly!"
'I'm limping because I pulled a hamstring.'
Most piglets are suckling, while one has walked away with coin from mother's back.
"Bet she says 'moo' before she says 'oink'."
Tags:farm, farming, farm animals, animals, cow, pig, baby pig, piglet, pigs, piglets, parent, parents, parenting, favorite parent, favorite parents, first word, first words, mom, moms, dad, dads, mum, mums, mother, mothers, father, fathers, competition, competitions, toddler, toddlers, baby, babies, infant, infants, daughter, daughters, farm, farms, farming, small farm, small farms
'No thank you, I'm on a diet: I've noticed that the fat ones disappear first...'
"Life is beautiful, and it's messy."
The Pig world's version of a Crematorium using an open-fire Spit to Cremate.
"Mmm....say, cookie! What's this garbage you're feeding us?"
Tags:pig, pigs, garbage, rubbish, garbage can, rubbish can, rubbish cans, garbage cans, trash can, trash, trash cans, swine, swines, gourmand, gourmands, gourmet, gourmets, piglet, piglets, foodie, foodies, gourmet meal, cook, cooks, one man's junk is another man's treasure, wild west, wild-west, american west, cowboy, cowboys, pioneer, pioneers
(The really ugly duckling)
'Do you mind if I take a few pictures, Bill?
'Let me tell you about the three little pigs - First, they weren't all that little...'
'Mom, where does bacon come from?'
'I've gotta clean joke. You wanna hear it?'
"Get right back out there, young man, and track some mud in!"
Suckling piglets watching television on mother's back
Tags:animal, animals, pig, pigs, baby, babies, children, child, piglet, piglets, suckling, eating, mother, mothers, mothering, parent, parents, parenting, mom, mum, moms, mums, mealtime, mealtimes, meal, meals, dinner, lunch, breakfast, television, televisions, tv, tvs, news, sport, sports, commentator, commentators, broadcast, broadcasters, modern life, modern technology, technology, tv dinner, tv dinners, watching tv while eating, entertainment, addiction, addicted, addict, obsession, farm, farms, farm life, life on a farm, pig sty
"Oh, come on - 'The Great Bear' sounds better than 'The Great Piglet'."
Tags:a. a. milne, constellations, star, stars, astrologer, astrologers, stargazing, stagazer, stargazers, star gazing, star gazer, star gazers, star-gazer, star-gazers, star-gazing, literary character, the great bear, literary characters, bear, bears, piglet, piglets, constellation, nebula, astrology
"Something in a pig's eye."
Tags:in a pig's eye, in a pigs eye, saying, sayings, expression, expressions, disbelief, unbelievable, vet, vets, veterinarian, veterinarians, livestock, pig, pigs, piglet, piglets, animal, animals, nurse, doctor, doctors, general practitioner, general practitioners, medical check up, medical check ups, hospital, hospitals, doctors appointment, doctors appointments, doctor's appointment, doctor's appointments, physician, physicians