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Pigs are shocked by the fate of the piggy bank.
"Blow a condo deal and move back in with the pigs."
"Well, pickle my trotters!"
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"You're being hired on a trial basis; if after six weeks it hasn't worked, you'll be butchered."
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"It's a cow thing. You wouldn't understand."
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"That was the perfect amount of food – I feel full, but not fatted for the slaughter."
"There's a loophole in there somewhere, Haskins. Pretends it's truffle."
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"Ma, what does 'kosher' mean?"
'It's the latest . . . 'farm to trough'.'
"Should we let him in? He says he's Wolf Blitzer."
Tags:fairytale, fairytales, fairy tale, fairy tales, children's story, children's stories, story, stories, literature, children's literature character, characters, fictional character, fictional characters, three little pigs, animal, animals, talking animal, talking animals, pig, pigs, wolf, wolves, big bad wolf, media, press, journalism, news, news anchor, news anchors, anchorman, anchormen, news presenter, news presenters, reporter, reporters, newscaster, newscasters, famous person, famous people, celebrity, celebrities, celeb, celebs, television, televisions, tv, tvs, t.v., t.v.s, trusting, trust, trusted, trick, tricks, deception, deceiving
"Good news. It's a small pig."
Save the bacon,
The Three Little Overextended Pigs
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Old MacDonald Checks His Voice Mail.
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"I just try to do my part- camembert, brie, Velveeta - Those are marketing decisions.''
"How can I tell him I'm not happy?"
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"Let's see! You had roast beef. I had none."
Tags:this little piggy went to market, nursery rhyme, nursery rhymes, nursery song, nursery songs, pig, pigs, children's story, children's stories, children's literature, children's lit, roast beef, literary character, literary characters, bill, bills, restaurant bill, restaurant bills, restaurant check, restaurant cheque
"Why are we here?"
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Went to market, stayed home, had roast beef, got squat, blubbered in a cab.
'They wanted to meet you. This is the family of 'Mongo,' the pig who donated the valve to you.'
"All in favor, say, 'ee-yi-ee-yi-oh'"
'Your grandfather is a cautionary tale, son. He quit school early and pinned all his hopes on an NFL career. But in the end, he was never used in a single game.'
Pigs in a Blanket Arguing
Old MacDonald had an Office
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