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Pigs are shocked by the fate of the piggy bank.
"Well, pickle my trotters!"
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"It's a cow thing. You wouldn't understand."
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"That was the perfect amount of food – I feel full, but not fatted for the slaughter."
"Ma, what does 'kosher' mean?"
'It's the latest . . . 'farm to trough'.'
"Should we let him in? He says he's Wolf Blitzer."
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"Good news. It's a small pig."
Save the bacon,
The Three Little Overextended Pigs
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Old MacDonald Checks His Voice Mail.
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"I just try to do my part- camembert, brie, Velveeta - Those are marketing decisions.''
"Why are we here?"
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'They wanted to meet you. This is the family of 'Mongo,' the pig who donated the valve to you.'
'Your grandfather is a cautionary tale, son. He quit school early and pinned all his hopes on an NFL career. But in the end, he was never used in a single game.'
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Old MacDonald had an Office
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Shocking cows and chickens with the ingredients of the cake.
Three Big Pigs
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'It's not looking good, they've been in there for hours and they still haven't agreed whether to have English or French mustard.'
A pig mourns her husband at a funeral as the guests eat.
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"Is it just me, or has it suddenly gotten awfully quiet around here?"
"That's pork - the meat of the pig. It makes an excellent substitute for tofu."
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"He called you a name but at least it wasn't a barnyard epithet."
'Oh no! Secondhand smoke!!'