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Pigs are shocked by the fate of the piggy bank.
"It's called 'Eau De Sty', by Countess Slopbucket."
'Forget about it - we'll never get a lite slop around here.'
"We want to know why piggy number three gets roast beef, and we get this slop!"
Pig Reading Sty Magazine.
"What is that lovely fragrance you're wearing, Penelope?"
'You're not fat, Dear, you're Rebenesque!'
'Granted, we don't have quality, but we do have quantity!'
'No thank you, I'm on a diet: I've noticed that the fat ones disappear first...'
'Who showed the pigs this obesity epidemic report?'
"I haven't told Barry yet, but I'm planning to be cremated rather than being made into bacon."
'Aw, gross! I just stepped into something warm and squishy!'
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'I've gotta clean joke. You wanna hear it?'
"I think he has something special planned for tonight. He's taking me to a place where you don't eat from a trough."
"Get right back out there, young man, and track some mud in!"
"I'm working from home today."
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"The neighbors' place is a pig sty! Why can't we have something like that?"
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"We've received complaints that you're feeding them nothing but slop three meals a day."
'Hey - nice place!'
"It's just swill Doris, just swill..."
"I work all day and come home to find this? A clean house!?"
"I can't go back to work...I didn't bring a change of clothes."
"Are there any more at the pigpen like you?"
"You call this pigswill food?"
'This ain't Glastonbury, mate! Piss off!'