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'Pilates. Yoga. Maybe a new strain of tai chi. Whatever! We've got to end it before the entire herd is infected.'
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pilates, yoga, tai chi, cow, cows, bull, bulls, exercise, exercises, exercising, infect, infects, infected, infectious, addict, addicts, addictive, addicted, cowboy, cowboys, cow boy, cow boys, herd, herds, herder, herders, herded, bug, bugs, disease, diseases, hooked, in the bleachers, bleachers, in the bleachersSuburban Legend
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suburbia, suburban, urban life, urban living, middle america, modern america, modern life, modern world, urban, urban legend, legend, legends, campfire, camp fire, campfire story, campfire stories, story, stories, spooky, scary, scary story, scary stories, halloween, ghost story, ghost stories, camp, camping, camper, campers, camp out, camp-out, pilates, pilates instructor, middle class, middle classes, millennial, millennials"I don't speak Yoga. I speak Pilates."
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yoga, yoga class, yoga classes, pilates, pilate class, pilate classes, modern life, health fad, health fads, health trend, health trends, foreign language, foreign languages, disagreement, disagreements, difference of opinion, differences of opinion, middle class, middle classes, middle class life, middle age, middle aged, petty, pettiness, cocktail party, cocktail parties"Very lean, fresh from a pilates class."
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eating out, dining out, waiter, waiters, menu, menus, wait staff, waiting staff, recommendation, recommendations, lion, lions, meat, eating meat, pilate, pilates, pilate class, pilates class, health fad, health fads, health trend, health trends, lean meat, low fat, red meat, lion, lions, predator, predators, eating people'if your wife ever asks you to meet her at Pilates...don't! It's not a pizzeria.'
'Mom, do I have to hold my plank through desert, too?'
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planking, core training, core strength, fitness, health, obsessive behavior, obsessions, obsessive, eating, dinner, supper, lunch, family, husband, wife, children, strong, wellness, health, keeping fit, core strength, dictatorial, parenting, pilates, yoga, workout, workoutsReasonableman
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superhero, superheroes, true hero, true heroes, reasonable, logic, logical, rational, normal, practical, modest, restrained, reasonableman, man, men, faster, fast, power, powerful, tall building, tall buildings, elevator, elevators, pilates, exercise, exercising, fitness, careful driver, careful drivers, cautious driver, cautious drivers, cautious, careful, safe, safety, safety first, elderly, senior, seniors, senior citizen, senior citizens, old age'I know it's my third doughnut, but it's okay. I'm using the Pilates method of dunking.'
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diet, diets, dieter, dieters, dieting, obese, obesity, overweight, put on weight, pilates, dunking, new diet, new diet, lose weight, losing weight, greed, greedy, fat, overeater, overeaters, overeating, over eating, over eater, over eaters, doughnut, doughnuts, donut, donuts"O.K., fellas - calm down. Does it really matter which is better, yoga or Pilates?"
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fit, fitness, fitness class, fitness classes, yoga, pilates, aerobics, stretching, relaxing, relaxation, zen, peaceful, meditation, gym, gyms, fitness center, fitness centers, fitness centre, fitness centres, cowboy, cowboys, bar, bars, bartender, bartenders, pub, pubs, saloon, saloons, bar fight, bar fights, fight, fights, argue, argument, arguments, diffuse'Wow! That yogapilates has really paid off!'
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feline, felines, cat, cats, work out, working out, stretch, stretches, stretching, yoga, pilates, yogapilates, muscle, muscles, stretch out, stretching out, exercise, exercising, getting fit, get fit, toned, healthy living'Wow! That yogapilates has really paid off!'
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feline, felines, cat, cats, work out, working out, stretch, stretches, stretching, yoga, pilates, yogapilates, muscle, muscles, stretch out, stretching out, exercise, exercising, getting fit, get fit, toned, healthy livingYou're never too old for pilates!
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pilates, keeping fit, fitness, fitness regi me, fitness regimes, stretch, stretches, stretching, exercise, exercises, exercising, pensioner, old people, senior, seniors, keep fit, gym, oap, pensioners, old folk, work out, working out, yoga"How long are you going to be her yoga mat?"
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couple, couples, bad relationship, bad relationships, yoga, yoga mat, yoga mats, men talking about women, take advantage, taking advantage, argue, arguing, argument, arguments, middle class, middle class life, pilates, pilates class, pilates classes, modern life, unhappy relationship, unhappy relationships'I think you're overdoing the yoga classes.'
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yoga, yoga class, yogi, yogis, healthy living, yoga classes, eastern religion, mysticism, alternative lifestyle, hindu, hinduism, shiva, vishnu, relaxation, exercise, aerobics, pilates, keep fit, keeping fit, god, gods, arm, arms'Sorry friend, you must have taken a wrong turn, this is actually the mild west... but we're having pilates after lunch if you wanna stay.'