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"That's my storage shed. It's where I keep all the densely worded, multi-page documents I've ever received and have no intention of reading."
Tags:read, reads, reading, reader, readers, storage, storage shed, storage sheds, book, books, book collection, book collections, unread book, unread books, magazine, magazines, magazine collection, magazine collections, pile up, piles up, piling up, storage facility, storage facilities, document, documents
'Hey, everyone! I think I found the bottleneck!'
"There are far too many balls in your court, Brintner!"
Tags:literal, literally, literal joke, literal gag, balls in your court, cliche, cliches, phrase, phrases, businessmen, businessman, management, manager, managers, exec, execs, executive, executives, ceo, metaphor, metaphors, ball, balls in your court, office, offices, stress, stressed, overwork, overworked, pile up, piling up, image gag, visual gag, saying, sayings
With their sales slumping due to high gas prices, many RVs are being converted...
Tags:recession, condo, condominium, condos, condominiums, apartments, apartment, flat, flats, residents, resident, house, home, houses, homes, sales, saving money, unsold, rvs, rv, winnebago, winnebagos, truck, trucks, stacked, stack, pile up, apartment block, gas prices, gas, fuel prices, close to home
"Hey, can I call you right back in two weeks?"
Tags:procrastinate, procrastinating, procrastination, procrastinates, procrastinated, exec, executive, executives, word play, word-play, play on words, businessmen, business man, office work, desk job, phone, phonecall, call back, call you back, postpone, postponed, postpones, management, manager, managers, managerial, put off, putting it off, put it off, workload, work load, busy, busier, busier and busier, backlog, back log, piling up, pile up, big business
A new world record!
Steve always dreads the end of football season."
Tags:football, football season, honey do list, honey do lists, to do list, to do lists, chore, chores, football fan, football fans, end of the season, january, may, postseason, stack up, stacks up, stacking up, pile up, piles up, piling up, dread, dreads, inbox, lengthy list, lengthy lists, housework, gender stereotype
"Eastbound traffic is moving nicely. Westbound we have a two car pile-up on the shoulder. No, wait - they're just shootin' the breeze."
Tags:traffic, traffic report, traffic reports, congestion, congest, congests, jam, jams, jammed, chat, chats, chatting, pile-up, pile-ups, pile up, pile ups, helicopter, helicopters, road, roads, highway, highways, freeway, freeways, motorway, motorways, country, middle of nowhere, slow news, slow news day, slow news days, rural, remote, car crash, car crashes, roadside, shooting the breeze, chitchat, talk, talks, talking
'Well done! An architectural triumph!!' 'Er... Actually that's just the building materials piled up... Sod it, I'll take the credit.'
See Manhattan . . . By Car!
Tags:manhatten, manhattan, new york, new yorkers, nyc, new york city, traffic, traffic jam, pile-up, pile up, queue, queuing, car, cars, walk, walking, walker, walks, hike, hiking, tour, tourism, tourists, bumper to bumper, toured, touring, exploration, explore, exploring, discover, discovering, discovery, discovered, promotions, promotional, promotion, advertising, advert, ad, ads, advertise, advertised, brochure, brochures, leaflet, leaflets, rhetoric, spin, spin doctor, market, marketing, marketting
"I think we're starting to move, everyone."
"Oh, I'm sorry. Are you trying to get by?"
Tags:airline, airlines, airplane, plane, travel, stewardess, stewardesses, flight attendant, flight attendants, steward, stewards, aviation, flight crew, flight crews, revenge, taking revenge, block, blocking, blockage, pile up, pile ups, avenge, avenges, tough job, tough jobs, hard job, hard jobs, inconsiderate, inconsideration, thoughtless
Fun City Update
Tags:traffic, drive, driving, driver, car, cars, auto, autos, traffic jam, jam, pile up, pile-up, queue, queues, tunnel, tunnels, commute, commuter, commuting, commuters, commuter life, urban life, urban living, modern life, modern world, sarcasm, sarcastic, sarcasticlly, fun, bore, bored, city, city living, toll, tolls
Rip van Winkle goes back to the office/
Sometimes God regretted making Fridays so awesome.
"Pay the bills! Pay the bills! -- That's your solution for everything!"
Wicked Witch Flattened In A Football Game
Tags:wizard of oz, wicked witch, wicked witches, scrum, scrums, pile up, pile ups, defense, defenses, american football, american footballer, american footballers, footballer, footballers, referee, referees, tackle, tackles, aggressive sport, aggressive sports, in the bleachers, bleachers, in the bleachers
'Bad pile up at the 6:30 Aerobics class today. If you're exercising, better take take the stationary bike or stair-master.'
'your paperwork piled up while you were on vacation.'
'What was a traffic jam, Bob, is now a huge pile up.'
'I think I've discovered where the problem is.'
'Terrible pile-up. One of the Zimmer frames jack-knifed...'
No U (Ewe) Turn: But she did, leading to a twenty car pileup that snarled beltway traffic for four and a half hours.