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A Pilferage Problem.
Frustrated by high heating costs, Ray began to pilfer chunks of coal from neighborhood snowmen.
Clive couldn't work out who was stealing office equipment...
"Look I don't mind a bit of petty pilfering, but I draw the line when the entire stationary cupboard goes missing..."
"...I should have seen it coming...The busboys, the waiters, the dishwashers, the maitre d', all stealing shrimp, caviar, lobster, but ah, the strawberries, that's where I had them?"
'Oh, he's on ebay again, trying to sell a case of white correction fluid he pilfered from the office back in 1984.'
'Sad enough you need to steal office supplies. Keep the copier paper if you like but I want my secretary back!'
Self Help ...Beg, Borrow, and Steal
'Back in '83 I painted my entire den white with those little bottles of correction fluid. That was the golden age of office supply pilfering.'
'I just wish he wasn't so blatant about the office pilfering.'
SUPERCOPYTRONIC XII, 'I don't mind occasional pilfering of office supplies, Caldwell, but this is RIDICULOUS!'
'It wasn't my fault. I was looking at some watches when the jeweller told me to take my time.'
"I've had some reports of pilfering from the office, have you noticed anything?"