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"I'm sorry, but this beach is for residents only."
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"Henceforth, let us set aside this date as a day of thanksgiving!"
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"Look, maybe you came to the New World to put buckles all over your body. But that's just not me."
'I hope this doesn't turn into a tradition.'
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A person seeking truth walks on a treadmill.
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"I've got a gun, pilgrim."
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"No, but I can tell you the meaning of whole or term life insurance."
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"Do I look like a wise man to you?"
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"Don't rush me! There's a very delicate line between good kitsch and junky tchotchkes."
'They are not pilgrims. They are pilgrim$!'
"You just show up here illegally and expect us to tell you about corn?"
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"Actually, the attraction wasn't freedom from religious persecution but, rather, the all-you-can-eat buffet."
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'Remember...change comes from within.'
'So, what's for dinner?'
A man seeking truth encounters a clown.
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Ask Us About Our Ordeal
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"And a twist of yam."
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'Just how long do you illegal aliens plan on stayin in our country?'
'But father, I don't want to plant corn and raise pumpkins, I want to sell real estate!'
Turkeys run as pilgrims arrive.
Squanto's less than famous older brother Squinto.
'Are we there yet?...Are we there yet?...Are we there yet?