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Attila the Horizontally Mobile
"You've got someone's shirt caught on your left horn."
Tags:viking, vikings, pillage, pillaging, raid, raiding, less talking more raiding, ancient, ancient history, historical, horned, horn, horns, horned helmet, helmet, helmets, caught, problem, problems, hat, hats, shirt, shirts, boat, longboat, norse, nordic, armor, armour, europe, european history, european, myth, myths, mythology, early modern, medieval
"By the time we got there, all we wanted to do was raid their kitchen."
Tags:knight, knights, soldier, soldiers, army, cavalry, horse, horses, armour, armor, commander, commander, captain, captains, spear, spears, weapon, weapons, stab, impale, medieval, history, raid, pillage, plunder, attack, kitchen, kitchens, food, eat, eating, steal, stole, stolen, hunger, hungry, starve, starving
"Little do they realize we no longer serve good King Frederick the Peacemaker but his son, Olav the Homicidal Maniac."
Tags:pillage, pillaging, pillager, pillagers, viking, vikings, viking warrior, viking warriors, regime change, regime changes, peacemaker, peacemakers, king, kings, warrior, warriors, raping and pillaging, raid, raids, hostile force, invader, invaders, invasion, invasions, political leader, leadership style, diplomacy, diplomat, diplomats
"Would you stop referring to my bonus as 'Loot'!"
"Did you know that 'decimate' means kill just one out of every ten?"
Tags:decimate, decimates, decimating, decimation, one in ten, historical, definition, definitions, define, defines, defining, conquest, conquests, takeover, takeovers, pillage, pillages, viking, vikings, rome, roman, romans, linguistics, etymology, etymologies, vocabulary, vocabulary word, vocabulary words, overzealous, overdo it, overdoing it, linguist, linguists, linguistics, english, english teacher, historian, historians
"Do you have any hand sanitizer."
Tags:barbarian, barbarians, barbarian horde, barbarian hordes, ransack, ransacked, sack, sack a city, pillage, pillages, warfare, battle, battles, plunder, plunders, castle, castles, burning castle, burning castles, dirty work, hygiene, hygienic, unhygienic, germs, hand sanitiser, hand sanitiser, wash, washing, clean, sanitiser, sanitizer, anachronism, anachronistic, clean freak, hygiene freak, hygiene conscious
" 'Sack Rome!' That's your answer to everything!"
Avast Ye,, matey - there be a complaint against ye. One of the sea hags from accountin' says ye been swabbin' yer deck in view of the interns.
Tags:pirate, pirates, sailor, sailors, pillage, pillager, pillaging, pillaged, complaint, complain, complains, complainers, patch, patches, skull, skulls, crossbone, crossbones, ship, ships, deck, decks, swab, sabbin, swabbing, sea, seas, hag, hags, mate, mates, matey, inern, interns, view, the argyle sweater, argyle sweater
"Not much in the way of loot, but we got a ton of store credit."
Tags:loot, loots, looting, pillage, pillages, pillaging, store credit, credit, store credit, return, returns, returning, consumer, consumers, consumption, retail, retail store, retail stores, shop, shops, viking, vikings, viking helmet, viking helmets, cash back, store policy, store policies, as good as money, raid, raids, raiding, raider, raiders
"And then Joel didn't come in today, soI had to do all his pillaging."
Tags:viking, vikings, raid, raiding, history, historical, histories, couple, couples, dinner, dinnertime, meal, meals, married, marriage, married life, plunder, plunders, plundering, pillage, pillages, pillaging, culture, cultural, culture shock, after work, work, working, day job, day jobs, employed, employment, employer, work life, office, offices
Tags:bon voyage, pillage, pillaging, history, historical, one hundred years war, hundred years war, military, militarise, militia, pikemen, pike men, pike, cavalry, anti-cavalry, violence, violent, condone, condoning, ignorance, ignorant, medieval, medieval times, war, warrior, warriors, army, armies, infantry, foot soldiers, wives, women, juxtaposition, love and war
"Hasn't this been the best first hundred days ever?"
Tags:barbarian, barbarian horde, barbarian hordes, raiding party, ghengis kahn, raiding parties, pillaging, pillage, death and destruction, baddies, bad guys, stereotypical bad guys, trail of destruction, trump, donald trump, president donald trump, president trump, president of the united states, first hundred days, first 100 days, 100 days, hundred days, first hundred days in office, new president, new administration, american politics, modern politics
"He had a hat!"
'Pillage and plunder, yes...but don't harm the environment.'
"That's one more reason not to like him."
Tags:rampage, rampaging, rampages, warrior, warriors, pillage, pillaging, burning, marauder, marauders, warfare, invasion, invasions, invader, invaders, invading, peasant, peasants, warmonger, warmongers, warmongerer, warmongerers, war-mongerer, war-mongerers, war-mongering, unpopularity, popularity contest, popularity contests
"Excellent-let's run it through legal."
Tags:barbarian, barbarians, pillage, pillages, pillaging, raze, razes, razing, village, villages, barbaric, viking, vikings, innovation, innovations, innovator, innovators, invention, inventions, legal, legal department, legal departments, stab, stabs, stabbing, pike, pikes, spear, spears, spearing, annoying, annoyance, annoyances, frustration, frustrations, frustrated
"Here's my card. I'm an insurance agent too."
"I can't believe we fell for it again."
Tags:vikings, viking, marauder, invasions, pillages, loots, raiders, viking raider, viking raiders, plunders, plunderers, marauders, invasion, pillage, loot, raider, plunder, plunderer, village, attack, trick, revenge, vengeance, ambush, ambushes, ambushing, tricks, trickery, invader, invaders, invasion
'...forget the hearts and mind claptrap.'
"And so if the pillage numbers don't improve this quarter, I have just one word for you: waterskis."
Tags:viking, vikings, nordic, seafaring, seafarer, seafarers, motivation, motivations, motivate, motivates, pillage, pillages, pillager, pillagers, quarterly report, quarterly reporters, quarterly numbers, waterski, waterskis, waterskiing, water ski, water skis, water skiing, water sport, water sports, ocean, oceans, sea, seas, loot, loots, looting, looter, looters
"They are definitely a 'glass half full' kind of outfit."
Tags:optimist, optimists, optimism, half full, half-full, half empty, half-empty, glass half full, glass half empty, swindle, swindles, swindling, swindler, swindlers, pillage, pillages, pillaging, pillager, pillagers, accountant, accountants, accounting agency, accounting agencies, bad business name, bad business names, cpa, cpas, certified public accountant, certified public accountants
"It gets seven out of ten on TripAdvisor."
In 500 feet you have reached your destination.
"Listen Hagar, first you pillage THEN you burn!"