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"Little do they realize we no longer serve good King Frederick the Peacemaker but his son, Olav the Homicidal Maniac."
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Avast Ye,, matey - there be a complaint against ye. One of the sea hags from accountin' says ye been swabbin' yer deck in view of the interns.
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'Pillage and plunder, yes...but don't harm the environment.'
"It's such a beautiful day. Why aren't you out looting or burning something down like a normal kid?"
"They are definitely a 'glass half full' kind of outfit."
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"And so if the pillage numbers don't improve this quarter, I have just one word for you: waterskis."
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"I pillage because it burns calories."
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"I prefer to pillage from the right and govern from the center."
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"Yoiks! Come winter it's back to the Ikea factory!"
Vikings cannot pillage the U.S. Oil Biz
'It's a sack lunch. What did you expect?'
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"Good evening, gentlemen. Looting and pillaging for three persons?"
'Think of it this way - we're job creators.'
Pillaging, formerly Acquisitions Department
'If all your friends were looting and pillaging, would you do it, too?'
'I don't know, Marty - what would you like to pillage?'
"Kidnap your wife? WE are vikings not idiots!"
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"I thought by now that somebody would've invented a way to order loot from home and have it delivered."
"It's from Sven. He's pillaging from home today."
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"Whose idea was it to pillage a zen garden?"
"Deep down, I really believe the people of this country would've LOVED our brand of freedom and democracy. Too bad they didn't survive it."
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