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Attila the Horizontally Mobile
"You've got someone's shirt caught on your left horn."
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"Little do they realize we no longer serve good King Frederick the Peacemaker but his son, Olav the Homicidal Maniac."
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Avast Ye,, matey - there be a complaint against ye. One of the sea hags from accountin' says ye been swabbin' yer deck in view of the interns.
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"And then Joel didn't come in today, soI had to do all his pillaging."
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"Not much in the way of loot, but we got a ton of store credit."
Tags:loot, loots, looting, pillage, pillages, pillaging, store credit, credit, store credit, return, returns, returning, consumer, consumers, consumption, retail, retail store, retail stores, shop, shops, viking, vikings, viking helmet, viking helmets, cash back, store policy, store policies, as good as money, raid, raids, raiding, raider, raiders
Tags:bon voyage, pillage, pillaging, history, historical, one hundred years war, hundred years war, military, militarise, militia, pikemen, pike men, pike, cavalry, anti-cavalry, violence, violent, condone, condoning, ignorance, ignorant, medieval, medieval times, war, warrior, warriors, army, armies, infantry, foot soldiers, wives, women, juxtaposition, love and war
"Hasn't this been the best first hundred days ever?"
Tags:barbarian, barbarian horde, barbarian hordes, raiding party, ghengis kahn, raiding parties, pillaging, pillage, death and destruction, baddies, bad guys, stereotypical bad guys, trail of destruction, trump, donald trump, president donald trump, president trump, president of the united states, first hundred days, first 100 days, 100 days, hundred days, first hundred days in office, new president, new administration, american politics, modern politics
"He had a hat!"
'Pillage and plunder, yes...but don't harm the environment.'
"That's one more reason not to like him."
Tags:rampage, rampaging, rampages, warrior, warriors, pillage, pillaging, burning, marauder, marauders, warfare, invasion, invasions, invader, invaders, invading, peasant, peasants, warmonger, warmongers, warmongerer, warmongerers, war-mongerer, war-mongerers, war-mongering, unpopularity, popularity contest, popularity contests
"Excellent-let's run it through legal."
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"It's such a beautiful day. Why aren't you out looting or burning something down like a normal kid?"
"Here's my card. I'm an insurance agent too."
'...forget the hearts and mind claptrap.'
"They are definitely a 'glass half full' kind of outfit."
Tags:optimist, optimists, optimism, half full, half-full, half empty, half-empty, glass half full, glass half empty, swindle, swindles, swindling, swindler, swindlers, pillage, pillages, pillaging, pillager, pillagers, accountant, accountants, accounting agency, accounting agencies, bad business name, bad business names, cpa, cpas, certified public accountant, certified public accountants
"It gets seven out of ten on TripAdvisor."
In 500 feet you have reached your destination.
"He's all business during the week, but on weekends he displays a playful humor."
Tags:viking, vikings, juggle, juggles, juggling, juggler, jugglers, work week, work weeks, all business, sense of humor, senses of humor, humor, humour, humorous, comedian, comedians, raider, raiders, raiding, pillage, pillages, pillaging, weekend, weekends, relax, relaxes, relaxing, calm down, calms down, visigoth, visigoths, killer, killers, murderer, murderers, murder, murders, skull, skulls, human skull, human skulls, charm, charms, charming
'His possessions were not important to him. Other people's possessions, however, meant a great deal to him.'
Tags:british television, television show, television shows, television program, television programs, program, programs, programming, viking, vikings, pillage, pillages, pillaging, raid, raids, raiding, murder mystery, murder mysteries, tv detective, tv detectives, killing, killings, sack, sacks, sacking, village, villages, sidekick, sidekicks
"I pillage because it burns calories."
Tags:calories, calorie intake, calorie intakes, calorie, pillage, pillages, pillaging, pillager, pillagers, viking, vikings, viking warrior, viking warriors, invasion, invasions, warrior, warriors, diet, diets, dieter, dieters, dieting, diet plan, diet plans, weight loss, losing weight, weight problem, weight problems
"Political Correctness: The Early Years."
"Yoiks! Come winter it's back to the Ikea factory!"
'I'm tired of war mongering...but I feel like mongering something.'