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'I don't know Joe, maybe we;re using the wrong kind of glass?'
Sleeping Cat Dreams Of Other Side Of Couch
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"Have your pillows been plumped this morning?"
'Will you quit hogging the covers?!'
"Pillows for sleeping on are downstairs. These are all for screaming into."
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'Oh my lord, they've turned into pillows!'
'What did I do to deserve this?...Oh great, now my guts are everywhere.'
'Well, well, well. . . Bucky Hutchins, the so-called fastest pillow fighter in the west. . .'
The mint on the pillow? Why it's complimentary my dear, Watson!
Tags:detective, detectives, sherlock holmes, sherlock, holmes, watson, dr watson, pillow, pillows, mint, mints, hotel, hotels, vacation, vacations, complimentary, compliment, compliments, magnifying glass, sweet, sweets, magnifyer, pipe, pipes, candy, inspect, inspected, inspector, find, the argyle sweater, argyle sweater
Are you kiddin'? Those babies are all made right here on the premises.
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"They suspect foul play."
Tags:foul play, murder, murders, crimes, coffin, coffins, obvious, smother, smothered, strangle, asphyxiate, strangled, strangles, smothers, pillow, pillows, funeral, funerals, funeral parlor, mourning, mourners, mourner, suspect, crimes, criminal, death, deaths, die, died, dying, suspicious death, suspicious deaths
"I don't want to sound simplistic, but I think a smaller couch with fewer throw pillows would help this marriage a lot."
Tags:marriage, couples, divorce, pillows, throw pillows, decorating, decor, couch, throw pillow, simplify, simplifies, simplification, separate, separations, separations, emotional distance, marriage counselor, marriage counselors, marriage counselling, marriage counsellor, marriage counsellors, marriage counselling, intimacy, lack of intimacy, sofa, sofas, mankoff
"The candy on the pillow is a nicety of the house."
Tags:candy, candies, nicety, niceties, hotel, hotels, bellhop, bellhops, extra, extras, bonus, bonuses, accommodations, accommodation, accommodating, sleazy, cheap hotel, cheap hotels, motel, motels, perk, perks, lollipop, lollipops, candy, candies, pillow, pillows, traveller, travellers, travelling, traveling
"Oooooo, …. A pillow!"
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"God, these throw-pillows are terrible for smothering."
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'Maybe 'Bring Your Pillow To Work Day' wasn't such a good idea.'
"You know your dog better than I do."
Tags:animal, animals, pet, pets, pet owner, pet owners, dog, dogs, dog owner, dog owners, pillow, pillows, shopping, decorative pillow, decorative pillows, throw pillow, throw pillows, cushion, cushions, opinion, opinions, interior design, interior designer, interior designers, interior decorating, interior decorator, interior decorators, home decor, decoration, decorations, spoiled, woman, women, dog bed, dog beds
"By the time we move all the pillows, I'm too tired for sex."
"Every day I live in fear that our jobs will be replaced by pillows."
Tags:animal, animals, talking animal, talking animals, talking pet, talking pets, pet, pets, pet owner, pet owners, talking cat, talking cats, cat, feline, felines, cats, cat owner, cat owners, cat lady, cat ladies, pillow, pillows, throw pillow, throw pillows, cushion, cushions, interior design, interior designer, interior designers, interior decorating, interior decorator, interior decorators, home decor, decor, decoration, decorations, job, jobs, unemployment, replaced, work, couch, couches, sofa, sofas
"I should get a lot of money from the tooth fairy. I put Grandpa's false teeth under my pillow."
"I'm breaking in a new pillow."
"I'd like you to meet my pillows."
Tags:furniture, pillow, pillows, sofas, sofa, couch, couches, cushion, cushions, family, families, interior design, decor, decoration, interior decor, overdoing, overdone, overdoing it, loneliness, lonely, empty nest, empty house, replacement, dating, dates, date trouble, love life, impress, impressive, unimpressive, introductions, introduce, introducing, awkward, awkward moment, awkward silence, bachelor, bachelor pad, middle class, new middle class
"I sleep on my side, but I pass out on my stomach."
"Not until you've arranged your pillows."
Tags:interior design, interior designer, interior designers, pillow, pillows, throw cushion, throw cushions, modern life, modern times, modern attitudes, keeping up appearances, following trends, too many pillows, parent, parents, parenting, parenthood, growing up, child rearing, kid, kids, child, household rule, household rules, bad parent, bad parents, bad parenting, mother and daughter, mothers and daughters