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'No, I'm not going anywhere today: It's my pilot fish's day off...'
"You should post about it."
Investment Banker Edward Grunzen's nickname was 'The Shark', and he always was accompanied by his pilot fish.
"Come on, what would be the point of being a pilot fish if I couldn't wear cool pilot sunglasses?"
'I think it's totally awesome how you're not afraid to just be yourself!'
"He gets cranky if I don't fill in my timesheet every week, and believe me, you don't want to get him cranky!"
'I'm his Pilot-Fish, so he usually follows me around, but when he smells blood, I lose all control over him...'
'Yeah, Pilot-Fish is a great job, but you tend to see some gruesome stuff during feeding frenzies...'
'I'm failing in my Pilot Fish duties: Would you happen to know where the Sharks' breeding grounds are ?'
'To survive in the Pilot-Fish Business, you have to remember not to argue with the Boss...'
'With all due respect, I'm the Pilot Fish: Shouldn't I go in front?'
'They robbed the bank, I was just the pilot-fish...'
"You were right: Now that I have a Pilot Fish, I don't beach myself anymore..."
'OK, since you seem to hesitate, I'll ask your pilot-fish where you were...'
'Yes, my Pilot Fish is old and pretty much useless now, but he's been with me for years: I can't just fire him...'
'Yes Darling, the problem with being a pilot-fish is the total lack of privacy...'
'GPS systems don't work under water, so my job as a pilot fish is quite secure...'
"Good morning sir, my name's Roger and I'll be your pilot for today."
'My Pilot-Fish is on holidays, so I'm using a GPS System to find my way around...'