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'I'm sorry captain, he called shotgun...Got us on a technicality.'
'Would you mind holding my hand Jim? The truth is, I'm deathly afraid of flying.'
"This is your captain speaking."
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'Captain are we going faster than sound?'
"If anyone tries to come through that door, I want you to blast away - unless of course, it's Becky with the coffee."
Letter reads: OK, we'll be good. Can we come out?
'Oh no! I forgot my driving glasses! What! You too? Now what are we going to do?'
Flying 101: Keep landings equal to take offs.
Crow Aviation College.
'Whoa! Easy on the clutch!'
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'Co-pilot to pilot - I've located why the plane is out of balance.'
A bee in small airplane
'You want to get me the owner's manual out of the glove compartment?'
'Fish or chicken?' - Pilot has the choice of 2 types of airline food at home.
Al's helicopter school teaches with a tethered helicopter.
"Let me Google that."
'Sorry about the screaming during that air pocket, back there.'
'Ok Captain, let's see if we can get this crate down!'
"So, how was flight school?"
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'I've worked it out. You should have turned left at Cairo.'
'We have a problem, Bob! All the passengers back there are on the wrong plane. Even the attendants are on the wrong plane. Hey, wait - you're not Bob.'
'But I thought you were the instructor.'
'Looks like the Flying Corpse.'
Airplane cockpit has a paper aeroplane in it.