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'Oh, great... Big date tonight and I've got a zit on my nose.'
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The Teen Years of A Red Delicious.
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'Well, that's just great...my big night and I get a zit!'
Hello, Mr. and Mrs. Sebum! I think you'll love this property on the left side of the chin. It's a wonderful place to start a pimple."
'Brad, you really must do something about that acne.'
"No, I don't think your new wig makes you look ugly."
'Good news! That spot is B-9!'
"Ask me again once your skin clears up." Never propose in broad daylight.
The Lancet and Boils and Boilmen.
"Now that I've quit hating girls, I 've got pimples."
Pick Your Own Zits.
'OK it's extreme, but so is the zit on my nose,'
'Yeah, you got a monster zit.'
'It's a pimple alright. And it looks like it's ready to pop.'
"Haven't you heard? 75 is he new 15! That explains your annoying outbreak of pimples!"
The fountain of puberty
"Cheer up. Your dad had so many pimples in high school, we played connect-the-dots on his yearbook photo."
"I've got goose pimples"
'The insect repellant was a flop, however it's now a killer ance drug!'
Blemish, Zit, Mole and Pimple.
"That's all I can remember. He had a pimple."
The last ever picture of Gary, minutes before he squeezed his spot.
'We've decided not to have children.'
'Okay. I'll tell you who the fairest of them all is,on the condition you stop squeezing your spots all over me.'