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"For your birthday this year I thought we'd have a pinata."
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It was a pretty vicious attack. He's lost a lot of candy.
"Uh-oh, the piñata's got the bat now."
'A little higher Dinkleman.'
Knights jousting on pinatas
Piñata police line-up.
'You're lucky. In my day the doctor beat you with a stick until your appendix fell out.'
"What's the point of being filled with gifts if they can only be beaten out of you?"
Three surgeons operate on a piñata.
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'Your sugar level is off the chart. Don't worry. We'll whip you back into shape in no time.'
"You're not too big for me to use this!"
"This time, I'll ask them to write 'Not a Piñata' on it in bigger letters."
'Some birthday's you're the stick . . . some birthdays yu're the pinata.'
'That's the last time I let you talk me into going to a Republican birthday party....'
'Pinatas for Dummies.'
Happy birthday Dung Beetle
"Most of them have candy. This one's filled with nuts."
"Why can't you ever relax at parties?"
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"Dessert?""No thanks, I'm stuffed."
A Real Pinata Surprise
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Happy Birthday (bees' nest pinata).
"I don't know, Jed. Sometimes I think people don't realize the health benefits of free-range pinatas!"
'There's no increase in salary, but once a month you will get a whack at the company pinata.'