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"And, Cath- even if you say no, I want you to know that you'll always be the template."
"No more sugar maples till you finish your evergreen!"
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The St. Nicholas Day Massacre
"Poison control says it's probably pine tar, Put your finger down his throat until he gags, We need to find out how much wood this woodchuck can up-chuck - or if the woodchuck can even up-chuck wood,"
'Yellow pine? No, I want to panel my den in purple pine.'
'Ahhh...It almost smells like our bathroom air freshener.'
'I did our branch of the family tree. Turns out we're birch and northern pine.'
Pine tree driving a truck with a human-shaped air freshener hanging off the mirror
Tags:car, cars, vehicle, vehicles, automobile, automobiles, transportation, truck, trucks, pickup truck, pickup trucks, pick-up truck, pick-ups trucks, air freshener, air fresheners, deodoriser, deodorisers, deodorizer, deodorizers, car tree, car trees, pine tree, pine, pines, pine trees, tree, trees, human, humans, person-shaped, human-shaped, mirror, mirrors, car mirror, car mirrors, effigy, effigies, driver, drivers, driving, car decor, car decoration, car decorations, role-reversal, role reversal, swapping roles
Tags:christmas, christmas time, christmas tree, christmas trees, christmas decoration, christmas decorations, festive cheer, sword fight, sword fights, sword, swords, sword fighting, en garde, on your gaurd, challenge, challenges, high spirits, pine tree, pine trees, pine, pines, pine needle, pine needles
"I'm making a shopping list. Do you need anything?"
Tags:husband, husbands, wives, wife, married, marriage, odor, odour, odours, odors, body odor, body odours, deodorants, personal hygiene, unhygienic, male grooming, armpit, armpits, deodorant, air fresheners, air freshener, evergreen, pine, scent, scent, shopping list, shop, shopping, shopping lists
'Hey buddy, what happened to your hair?'
'... and finally, would you like winter pine, or potpourri delight?'
'Okay, who didn't flush the toilet?'
'You should really try to eat more hardwoods you know!!!'
'That inflammation's caused by splinters, Mr, Jenkins, I'd recommend switching to a diet of softer woods - say, pine or cedar,'
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'To compensate for making you cancel your vacation to the contains, here's a pine-scented air freshener.'
Tags:holiday, holidays, vacation, vacations, overtime, workload, workloads, work load, work loads, stressful lifestyle, stressful lifestyles, overworked, overwork, overworks, overworking, boss, bosses, pine, air freshener, air fresheners, compensation, compensated, stressful job, stressful jobs, work-life balance, work life balance
Small Ads. For Sale :- Solid Pine Table and Chairs.
'Hey! We're pine beetles. Ed! I get it!. . . Could you stop chewing with your mouth open?'
'Meeting someone tonight?'
'Do you know which pine has the longest needles.'
The Philosopher Pine, or, The Eternal Optimist.
'Ahhhh...it almost smells like our bathroom air freshener.'
Free Clinic: Needle Exchange
'Since the North Pole melted and we had to migrate south our camouflage stinks!'
'Sorry honey, I'm late because I tripped and fell in the forest. But hey! Why would you care about a tree falling in the forest?'