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"No more sugar maples till you finish your evergreen!"
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"That's the nature of a mature relationship, dear. Just because we haven't heard from Al Gore lately doesn't mean he cares any less."
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The St. Nicholas Day Massacre
"Do we even have a garbage disposal?"
Tags:kitchen, kitchens, christmas, xmas, yule, noel, tree, pine tree, pine trees, fir tree, fir trees, christmas tree, xmas tree, christmas trees, xmas trees, garbage disposal, garbage disposals, garburator, garburators, waste disposal, waste disposals, sink, sinks, garbage, rubbish, trash, post-christmas, after christmas
"Any discount to the trade?"
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Pine tree driving a truck with a human-shaped air freshener hanging off the mirror
Tags:car, cars, vehicle, vehicles, automobile, automobiles, transportation, truck, trucks, pickup truck, pickup trucks, pick-up truck, pick-ups trucks, air freshener, air fresheners, deodoriser, deodorisers, deodorizer, deodorizers, car tree, car trees, pine tree, pine, pines, pine trees, tree, trees, human, humans, person-shaped, human-shaped, mirror, mirrors, car mirror, car mirrors, effigy, effigies, driver, drivers, driving, car decor, car decoration, car decorations, role-reversal, role reversal, swapping roles
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'Okay, who didn't flush the toilet?'
The Lonesome Pine
Cut down your own tree.
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Pine tree becomes an umbrella.
'Do you know which pine has the longest needles.'
A Skunk with lots of car air fresheners in his car.
"Hey, I was wondering if you guys stock those pine trees that smell nice?"
'Don't you have any with lights?'
'Remember how proud we were to have our tree up much earlier this year?'
'When the evening breeze caressed the trees, the forest would come alive with whispering harmonies, the songs were led by the pines, for the pines had perfect pitch...'
The Pine tree's version of a car air freshener.
A Human Male Christmas tree in the corner of a Pine tree family's home on Christmas day.
Christmas tree wishing to hang tree cutter
Global Warming debate
'Next year I think we'll go back to our traditional artificial tree.'
Realistic Plastic Trees
"Jim's gotten a little white on top, but other than that, he never seems to change."