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"It's got pineapple on it. You'll have to go to hell."
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'Pineapple for the lady? Pineapple for the lady?'
"Sure, that's right. Blame the pineapple."
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"Don't even think about it!"
Johnny Appleseed's Dirty Little Secret
"Gross, a Hawaiian pizza! Next thing you know, they'll have an Italian pizza!"
"I like friut flies!"
'Honest answer... Does this make me look over-ripe?'
'He's all eyes!'
'I've brought you some fruit.'
'Knife and fork for your hefeweizen?'
Acupuncturist Society Cocktail Party - 'For heaven's sake, Brian, it's only a pineapple chunk!'
"Your pineapple empandas are delicious. Except for one thing."
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Fred wonders if he should have had that three week old pineapple ham the night before going hunting.
'Global warming must be getting worse - last year this was all swedes.'
Potato with evidence of party (cheese and pineapple sticks) being told off by wife.
'I think your overdoing the pineapple juicing!'
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A pineapple a day keep spindoctors at bay.
'So where do you think pineapple juice comes from?'
Rod was unimpressed with the party - Sure, he was surrounded by bikini-clad lovelies, there was free champagne and a 20-foot jelly, but much to his chagrin, there was a distinct lack of cheese and pineapple chunks.
Sir Isaac Newton wondered how he couldexplain this! (Pineapple)
'It feels like smoke. is it smoke?' - 'I haven't given to you, yet.'