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"Even more dangerous than crossing the road is being undercooked."
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"Careful—some of our children's firearms are manufactured in plants that also process nuts and nut products."
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'What? I always wash my reds and whites together.'
'Not now Kato!'
'This is my mom and dad.'
'I, pink, therefore, I ham...'
She let her fascinator do the talking...
"So, how do you like driving for Lyft?"
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I want my mum!
"I got out of tulips after the market collapsed, but I'm slowly getting back in. Especially pink ones."
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'Yeah, I agree: It's hard to impress females by looking virile and strong when you're all pink...'
Cut out and keep your own Fairy Godmother.
"It turns out you're not A, B or AB but the much rarer ABBA blood group."
Blonde woman talking to airport bookshop assistant, 'I'll be spending a lot of time by the pool - do you have anything in pink that would match my bikini?'
Octopus gets tickled pink
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"Let me guess, your wife's out of town?"
The Tin Man really should have asked the wizard for common sense.
'I think I need some me time.'
Women's Boxing Tournament
'I'll be damned if I'm going to add pink because my grand daughter said to.'
'Damn it, Jefferson! You said you would down-size by attrition!'
Man at work with two 'out' trays.