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"Mommy, I don't think that was a Children's Advil."
"You're too early - he's not here yet."
Drunk Woman Sees Pink Elephants in her Garden.
LOST & FOUND, 'Where did you last see this pink elephant?'
'Pink elephants are one thing, but poor Smitty sees Smurfs!'
'Wrong address I'm afraid - I've been on the wagon for 25 years.'
"Sure, we're best buds now, but you won't even remember me when you sober up!"