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'Should I make a note of the fact that the witness has grown a Pinocchio nose, your honor?'
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"It's a fabulous deal. Every time he lies I collect a royalty."
'I'll believe you're sober, and weren't lying to me about drinking and driving when you can touch the tip of your nose.'
"Sometimes it works in my favor. I got off jury duty."
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"Tell me a whopper."
"My real son was made of wood."
The Day Pinocchio became a Democrat.
'As I see it, Pinocchio was motivated by a need to prove himself, while both Hansel and Gretel were driven by an inborn rebelliousness.'
'I'm a real boy'
"I'm afraid it's serious Pinocchio... In fact it's termites!"
'What makes you think I tell really big lies, Pinocchio?'
Pinocchio finally takes the plunge.
"Did the lying begin after you started coming unglued or vice. Versa?"
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Happy Mother's Day
"I'm afraid I'm going to have to let you go. You're just not car salesman material."
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"Aww! look how small your nose was when we first got married."
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'Fancy a good time - no strings attached?'
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Pinocchio Plants His Nose.
'As I see it, Pinocchio was motivated by a need to prove himself while both hansel and Gretel were driven by an inborn rebelliousness.'
Pinocchio's autopsy - "Right about here he started cutting gym class."
The reason our noses don't stop growing as we age.
'I'm bored being a real boy, Gepetto...I want to be a virtual boy.'
"Daddy's taking him to the woodshed, again!"
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