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"Here's to missing the big picture."
"I still think what unites us is crisper and more refreshing than what divides us."
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Man in pub: 'My memory's not good, but didn't this pub used to be full of long-haired youths?'
Ok, Mr. Lipshy... What about now? Better or worse?
"Ever since the sniper I change barstools every few beers."
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"Hey, Mac. If you want sunshine, why don't you go sit in the park?"
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'Here's an over-the-counter prescription for your nerves. Have your bartender fill it.'
"It's from the local micro brewery..."
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'They've set the bar too high!'
'No more thanks, your last pint bounced.'
'Tries, tries, don't you people ever achieve anything?'
'I know your face. I just can't place it.'
"That was extremely empowering, Terry - I believe I'll have another."
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'A pint! Have you got any ID?'
'How many pints have you had?'
Success in a modern business setting requires more than the ability to mime to 'Arctic Monkeys' while blancing a pint of lager on your head.
"A beer for me and one for the Woad!"
'I don't care what she says. If I want to go out for a swift half nothing is going to stop me.'
'Twenty years ago, he was a fine figure of a man - Now he's a fine figure of a hippopotamus!'
'Will the lady be coming back, Sir? She hasn't finished her drink.'
A pint of the usual
Annals of Technology: The first crude drinking straws appeared in ancient Egypt around 1200 B.C.
Skiers speed down mountain towards pub. One says: 'Fancy a swift one?'