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"Is the Christian pious?"
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"Jeez, did we ever goof!"
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'I'm really tired of hearing about her pious children, the angel food cake.'
'If the Pope is pious, does that mean he's full of pie?'
"We're trying to decide which new church to join. So tell me, do you wear boxers or briefs?"
Patron Saint of Clowns...St. Pie-us
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"Oh, so this is what a Bible looks like."
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Mother using converted wardrobe as confessional for son.
'I've met our new neighbours and I get the feeling they're heavily religious.'
Yield to Temptation.
'I can't stand his 'holier than thou' attitude.'
"Who ate all the pieties?"
'Before we begin, let's say a little prayer for humility.'
'No thank you brother Tuck! The abbot feels you may have misunderstood the meaning of pie-ous.'
'I said you can't touch me - it's my religion.'
God says no to praying woman.
At least Sunday is still a holy day.
"Amen. Please help me up."
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Never admit you missed church services this past Sunday.
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