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'So the good news is the operation was a total success. Bad news. . . we were out of hooks.'
'Maybe I should abandon my crew and keep all the treasure for myself!'
Tags:mutiny, mutinies, bird, birds, parrot, parrots, talking bird, talking birds, treasure, treasures, chest, chests, tattle tale, tattle tales, crew, crews, boat, boats, ship, ships, seafaring, cheat, cheats, backstabbing, captain, captains, pirate, pirates, piracy, buccaneer, buccaneers, brevity, brevity
Tags:pirate, pirates, artist, artists, artwork, artworks, modern art, modern artist, modern artists, art gallery, art galleries, contemporary art, contemporary artwork, contemporary artworks, piracy, canvas, swashbuckling, swashbuckler, swashbucklers, buccaneer, buccaneers, privateer, privateers, lucio fontana
"Watch out for his right hook."
Tags:boxing, fighting, pirate, peg leg, eye patch, right hook, right hooks, overhand right, overhand rights, boxer, boxers, pirates, piracy, hook, hooks, hook hand, hook hands, warning, warnings, warn, warns, punch, punches, punching, pugilist, pugilists, pugilism, fisticuffs, fighter, fighters, fighting, mankoff
"With the doubloon, you've got the intrinsic value of the metal plus the numismatic considerations."
"I haven't always been a cowboy, you know."
Tags:cowboy, cowboys, pirate, pirates, piracy, career, careers, career change, career changes, change, changes, telltale sign, telltale signs, obvious, sign, signs, horse, horses, cowpoke, cowpokes, western, westerns, sea pirate, sea pirates, peg leg, peg legs, job, jobs, new job, new jobs, new role, new roles
'I wish he'd carry a wallet like everyone else.'
Tags:pirate, pirates, piracy, pirating, pirated, treasure, treasures, treasure chests, treasure chest, chest, chests, wallet, wallets, carry, carrying, carried, carries, carrier, carriers, heavy, heaviest, heavier, gold, golds, journey, bank, banks, desert, deserts, deserted, the flying mccoys, flying mccoys
'Yarrr... I'll be needin' some tech support for me iPatch.'
"Well, I guess this is goodbye!"
"So leaving it with a broker didn't do any good at all?"
Tags:broker, brokers, money, moneys, money manager, money managers, savings, savings account, savings accounts, stock, stocks, stock broker, stock brokers, private accountant, private accountants, treasure, buried treasure, pirate, pirates, piracy, portfolio, portfolios, interest, interest rate, interest rates, misunderstand, misunderstanding, misunderstandings, misinterpret, misinterprets, misinterpreting, interest, accrued interest
'Of course I've been downloading content illegally over the company network. What did you think was gonna happen when you hired me?'
"This is your captain speaking."
Tags:pirate, pirates, pirate captain, pirate captains, piracy, captain, captains, pilot, pilots, piloting, co-pilot, co-pilots, announcement, announcements, aeroplane, aeroplanes, airplane, airplanes, plane, planes, flight, flights, passenger announcement, passenger announcements, pirate ship, pirate ships
Pirate ship airbag.
Cry of the Wild- 50¢.
Tags:wolves, wolf, dog, dogs, beg, begging, panhandle, panhandling, pan handling, pan handle, beggar, beggars, panhandler, pan handler, panhandlers, pan handlers, piracy, pirating, copyright, copyrighted, pirate, pirates, freeboot, freebooting, bootlegging, plagiarism, plagiarise, plagiarize, pet, pets, film, films, movie, movies
"Who ordered the bravest tuna on all the seven seas, anointed with the spice of faraway lands, on wheat toast?"
"I know. But you can't choose who you love."
'I hear he's a software pirate.'
"I've got Ivanka Trump shoes here, Ivanka Trump shoes."
Tags:ivanka trump, shoe, shoes, trump, sell, selling, ivanka, drug, street selling, dealer, dealers, drug deal, deal, drug dealers, fashion, fashions, clothes, clothing, heels, heel, high-heels, fake, fakes, dodgy, sketchy, underhand, pirate copy, pirate copies, piracy, freebooting, freeboot, copy, copies, faked
Plagiarism by Billy Widmore It was the best of times it was the worst of times. Four score and seven years ago, Quoted the raven nevermore...
"I've got a weak muscle in my eye, and my doctor says the patch will help."
Tags:pirate, pirates, piracy, pirate captain, pirate captains, eye patch, eye patches, eyepatch, eyepatches, weak ye muscles, medical advice, doctors advice, pathetic, modern life, modern attitudes, doctor's advice, good advice, backstory, backstories, tragic backstory, tragic backstories, fight, fights, disappointment, disappointments
'He's not too fast on his feet, but he's got a hell of a right hook!'
"I love the Caribbean in February!"
'Bah, it's a NATIONAL treasure!'
"No, I don't know where your pirate shirt is."
'I'm getting too old for this pirate business, Tom.'