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'Ok...on the count of three, we evolve into piranha.'
Fisherman catches a boot; a nearby fish leaps out of the water holding a human foot in its mouth
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'Whoa! This stream's got a litter problem, John. Check out all the shredded clothes floating downstream.'
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"You must be doing something awfully special not to have your cubicle sealed off, filled with water, and then stocked with piranhas."
We are here...'In a nutshell...'
'Sorry, they don't eat homework.'
"I'm new to this tank, fellas. What's the food like around here?"
Piranhas' Mounted Trophies
'You're always complaining! What's eating you now?!'
'The government should never have put fluoride in the water.'
'One of these days that finger is gonna tap into the water. And when it does...I'll be ready....'
Piranha on Sale
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Dogs fooling a cat into trying to catch piranhas.
"I could have sworn my room mate said, bowl of bananas.
'Well, so much for Hennessey. ... But from now on, don't make anyone dribble too close to the piranha tank.'
"We're so sorry for your floss."
"I'm afraid he can't come to the phone right now. He's busy feeding the piranhas."
'You know us Piranhas have a really bad name.'
'Look, if they didn't want us to help ourselves they would have stocked it with piranhas, not goldfish.'
'The boss doesn't like skiving around the water cooler!'
"No sweetie, the tooth fairy doesn't exist - not since that incident at the Peterson's."
At the piranhas retirement home (teeth in a jar next to fish tank).
'What a thrill it is to finally meet you. I've admired your work for years!'