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'So the good news is the operation was a total success. Bad news. . . we were out of hooks.'
'Maybe I should abandon my crew and keep all the treasure for myself!'
Tags:mutiny, mutinies, bird, birds, parrot, parrots, talking bird, talking birds, treasure, treasures, chest, chests, tattle tale, tattle tales, crew, crews, boat, boats, ship, ships, seafaring, cheat, cheats, backstabbing, captain, captains, pirate, pirates, piracy, buccaneer, buccaneers, brevity, brevity
Tags:pirate, pirates, artist, artists, artwork, artworks, modern art, modern artist, modern artists, art gallery, art galleries, contemporary art, contemporary artwork, contemporary artworks, piracy, canvas, swashbuckling, swashbuckler, swashbucklers, buccaneer, buccaneers, privateer, privateers, lucio fontana
A pirate fishes using his hook.
"The one to the far right happens to be my own personal flag."
Tags:court, courts, courtroom, courtrooms, judge, judges, lawyer, lawyers, counselor, counselors, counsellors, counsellors, attorney, attorneys, solicitor, solicitors, barrister, barristers, legal counsel, legal system, justice system, flag, flags, american flag, pirate flag, skull and crossbones, jolly roger, pirate, pirates, personal flag, personal flags, judicial impartiality, impartiality
A Chef Never Rests
"And then I realized the treasure I was after was right in front of me all along."
'Ships plumber reporting for duty.'
"Watch out for his right hook."
Tags:boxing, fighting, pirate, peg leg, eye patch, right hook, right hooks, overhand right, overhand rights, boxer, boxers, pirates, piracy, hook, hooks, hook hand, hook hands, warning, warnings, warn, warns, punch, punches, punching, pugilist, pugilists, pugilism, fisticuffs, fighter, fighters, fighting, mankoff
"I haven't always been a cowboy, you know."
Tags:cowboy, cowboys, pirate, pirates, piracy, career, careers, career change, career changes, change, changes, telltale sign, telltale signs, obvious, sign, signs, horse, horses, cowpoke, cowpokes, western, westerns, sea pirate, sea pirates, peg leg, peg legs, job, jobs, new job, new jobs, new role, new roles
"With the doubloon, you've got the intrinsic value of the metal plus the numismatic considerations."
'I wish he'd carry a wallet like everyone else.'
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'I'm a personal injury attorney. Have you ever been hurt on the job?'
Tags:pirate, pirates, captain, captains, attorney, attorneys, lawyer, lawyers, solicitor, solicitors, injure, injures, injured, injury, injuries, claim, claims, claiming, claimed, compensation, compensate, compensating, compensated, personal injury, personal injuries, the flying mccoys, flying mccoys
'All this dough and not a store in sight.'
"We have half your money in bonds and annuities, the other half under an oak tree in the Caymans."
"I've passed your complaints along to the captain."
Tags:cruise, cruises, vacation, vacations, holiday, holidays, tourist, tourists, tourism, travel, traveller, travellers, travelling, traveler, travelers, traveling, voyage, voyager, voyagers, sea travel, sea, ocean, boat, boats, ship, ships, cruise ship, cruise ships, staff, crew, crewman, crewmen, captain, pirate, pirates, mean, angry, complaint, complaints, complaining, customer service, service, cruise line, cruise lines, pirate ship, pirate ships
Pants on the mast
"Who wants to help me with the fireworks this year?"
Tags:olde, ye olde, pirate, pirates, yarr, flintlock, flintlocke, crew, crews, pirate ship, pirate ships, captain, capn, cap'n, amputate, amputated, amputations, firework, fireworks, explosive, explosives, volunteer, volunteers, irony, ironic, not again, hook, hooks, peg leg, wooden leg, skull and crossbones, danger, dangers, dangerous, limb, limbs, ominous, ominous sign, ominous signs
'Yarrr... I'll be needin' some tech support for me iPatch.'
'Why do people always assume I download my music illegally?'
Tags:pirate, pirates, music, musics, download, downloads, downloading, downloaded, downloader, downloaders, mp3, mp3s, mp3 player, mp3 players, music player, music players, assume, assumes, assuming, assumed, assumption, assumptions, confuse, confused, confusing, confusion, the flying mccoys, flying mccoys
"There are plenty of children out there who would love being a pirate."
'He's particularly sensitive to criticism that the left hand doesn't know what the right hand is doing.'
'This isn't the kind of sales job I was hoping for.'
Tags:pirate, pirates, pirating, pirated, ship, ships, pirate ship, pirate ships, boat, boats, sails, sail, sailer, sailers, sailing, sailed, sale, sales, sales job, sales jobs, salesman, salesmen, hoping for, mixed up, mix up, mixes up, mixing up, confuse, confused, mistake, wrong, the flying mccoys, flying mccoys
'He's going to walk the plank. The least we can do is let him stretch his quads first.'
"Well, I guess this is goodbye!"