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'So the good news is the operation was a total success. Bad news. . . we were out of hooks.'
'Maybe I should abandon my crew and keep all the treasure for myself!'
Tags:mutiny, mutinies, bird, birds, parrot, parrots, talking bird, talking birds, treasure, treasures, chest, chests, tattle tale, tattle tales, crew, crews, boat, boats, ship, ships, seafaring, cheat, cheats, backstabbing, captain, captains, pirate, pirates, piracy, buccaneer, buccaneers, brevity, brevity
A pirate fishes using his hook.
"The one to the far right happens to be my own personal flag."
Tags:court, courts, courtroom, courtrooms, judge, judges, lawyer, lawyers, counselor, counselors, counsellors, counsellors, attorney, attorneys, solicitor, solicitors, barrister, barristers, legal counsel, legal system, justice system, flag, flags, american flag, pirate flag, skull and crossbones, jolly roger, pirate, pirates, personal flag, personal flags, judicial impartiality, impartiality
'Ships plumber reporting for duty.'
"Watch out for his right hook."
Tags:boxing, fighting, pirate, peg leg, eye patch, right hook, right hooks, overhand right, overhand rights, boxer, boxers, pirates, piracy, hook, hooks, hook hand, hook hands, warning, warnings, warn, warns, punch, punches, punching, pugilist, pugilists, pugilism, fisticuffs, fighter, fighters, fighting, mankoff
"I haven't always been a cowboy, you know."
Tags:cowboy, cowboys, pirate, pirates, piracy, career, careers, career change, career changes, change, changes, telltale sign, telltale signs, obvious, sign, signs, horse, horses, cowpoke, cowpokes, western, westerns, sea pirate, sea pirates, peg leg, peg legs, job, jobs, new job, new jobs, new role, new roles
"With the doubloon, you've got the intrinsic value of the metal plus the numismatic considerations."
'I wish he'd carry a wallet like everyone else.'
Tags:pirate, pirates, piracy, pirating, pirated, treasure, treasures, treasure chests, treasure chest, chest, chests, wallet, wallets, carry, carrying, carried, carries, carrier, carriers, heavy, heaviest, heavier, gold, golds, journey, bank, banks, desert, deserts, deserted, the flying mccoys, flying mccoys
'I'm a personal injury attorney. Have you ever been hurt on the job?'
Tags:pirate, pirates, captain, captains, attorney, attorneys, lawyer, lawyers, solicitor, solicitors, injure, injures, injured, injury, injuries, claim, claims, claiming, claimed, compensation, compensate, compensating, compensated, personal injury, personal injuries, the flying mccoys, flying mccoys
'All this dough and not a store in sight.'
"I've passed your complaints along to the captain."
Tags:cruise, cruises, vacation, vacations, holiday, holidays, tourist, tourists, tourism, travel, traveller, travellers, travelling, traveler, travelers, traveling, voyage, voyager, voyagers, sea travel, sea, ocean, boat, boats, ship, ships, cruise ship, cruise ships, staff, crew, crewman, crewmen, captain, pirate, pirates, mean, angry, complaint, complaints, complaining, customer service, service, cruise line, cruise lines, pirate ship, pirate ships
Pants on the mast
"Who wants to help me with the fireworks this year?"
Tags:olde, ye olde, pirate, pirates, yarr, flintlock, flintlocke, crew, crews, pirate ship, pirate ships, captain, capn, cap'n, amputee, amputate, amputated, amputations, amputation, firework, fireworks, explosive, explosives, volunteer, volunteers, irony, ironic, not again, hook, hooks, peg leg, wooden leg, skull and crossbones, danger, dangers, dangerous, limb, limbs, ominous, ominous sign, ominous signs
'Yarrr... I'll be needin' some tech support for me iPatch.'
'Why do people always assume I download my music illegally?'
Tags:pirate, pirates, music, musics, download, downloads, downloading, downloaded, downloader, downloaders, mp3, mp3s, mp3 player, mp3 players, music player, music players, assume, assumes, assuming, assumed, assumption, assumptions, confuse, confused, confusing, confusion, the flying mccoys, flying mccoys
'He's particularly sensitive to criticism that the left hand doesn't know what the right hand is doing.'
'This isn't the kind of sales job I was hoping for.'
Tags:pirate, pirates, pirating, pirated, ship, ships, pirate ship, pirate ships, boat, boats, sails, sail, sailer, sailers, sailing, sailed, sale, sales, sales job, sales jobs, salesman, salesmen, hoping for, mixed up, mix up, mixes up, mixing up, confuse, confused, mistake, wrong, the flying mccoys, flying mccoys
'He's going to walk the plank. The least we can do is let him stretch his quads first.'
Tags:pirate, pirates, pirate ship, pirate ships, ship, ships, plank, planks, walk, walks, walking, walker, walkers, walk the plank, walks the plank, walking the plank, stretch, stretches, stretching, stretched, captain, captains, punish, punishes, punished, punishment, the flying mccoys, flying mccoys
"Well, I guess this is goodbye!"
"The eye patch is just to keep me from fixating on the hook."
Tags:olde, ye olde, pirate, pirates, yarr, flintlock, flintlocke, crew, crews, pirate ship, pirate ships, captain, capn, cap'n, amputee, amputate, amputated, amputations, amputation, fixate, fixating, fixation, irony, ironic, not again, hook, hooks, peg leg, wooden leg, skull and crossbones, danger, dangers, dangerous, limb, limbs, ominous, ominous sign, ominous signs, handicap, handicaps
"So leaving it with a broker didn't do any good at all?"
Tags:broker, brokers, money, moneys, money manager, money managers, savings, savings account, savings accounts, stock, stocks, stock broker, stock brokers, private accountant, private accountants, treasure, buried treasure, pirate, pirates, piracy, portfolio, portfolios, interest, interest rate, interest rates, misunderstand, misunderstanding, misunderstandings, misinterpret, misinterprets, misinterpreting, interest, accrued interest
'Of course I've been downloading content illegally over the company network. What did you think was gonna happen when you hired me?'
Pirate peg leg Christmas stocking.
An executive walks the plank during a boardroom meeting.
Tags:ceo, ceos, c.e.o., c.e.o.s, walk the plank, walks the plank, walking the plank, executive, executives, boardroom, boardrooms, boardroom meeting, boardroom meetings, meeting, meetings, meeting table, meeting tables, pirate, pirates, 800 pound gorilla, 800 lb gorilla, fall on your sword, falling on your sword, sacrifice, sacrifices, blame, blames, blaming, scapegoat, scapegoats, scapegoating, business meeting, business meetings, shark-infested waters