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"Though you be a villainous scoundrel, fairness demands I inform you that's your cell."
Tags:duels, guns, cellphone, cellphones, cell phone, cell phones, gun duel, gun duels, dueling, duelling, villain, villains, enemy, enemies, honor, honorable, fair, fairness, honour, honourable, victory, victories, scoundrel, scoundrel, insult, insults, insulting, pistol, pistols, pistols at dawn, guns at dawn, mankoff
"For extra protection, this one is armed with a tiny gun of its own."
Tags:gun, guns, gun owner, gun owners, second amendment, gun nut, gun nuts, 2nd amendment, gun store, gun stores, home protection, home security, pistol, pistols, firearm, firearms, rifle, rifles, handgun, handguns, security, protection, added protection, shooting, shootings, mass shooting, mass shootings
"Two out of three."
Tags:double or nothing, two out of three, best of three, duel, duels, duelling, duelist, duelists, pistol, pistols, gun, guns, pistols at dawn, shoot, shooting, shot, injured, injury, victorian, victorians, unreasonable, irony, ironic, ironically, kill, killed, honor, honour, honorable, honourable, honored, honoured, classic, classic joke, classic jokes, slapstick, slap stick, slap-stick, kill, killed, fatal, fatality, regency, edwardian, word play, words, game, games, competitive, word play, word-play, last words
"You have brought sunshine to my life and now I must say good-bye."
Tags:gun, guns, pistol, pistols, colt, colts, shoot, shot, shoots, shooting, toaster, toasters, toasted, appliance, appliances, kitchen, kitchens, kitchenette, suicidal, invert, inverted, subvert, subverted, dark, dark humor, black humor, black humour, dark humour, grim, grimdark, goodbye, goodbyes, death, dead, die, died, dying
"Never underestimate the middle class."
Tags:middle class, middle-class, cowboy, cow boy, cow-boy, cowboys, cow-boys, cow boys, underestimate, underestimated, underestimates, gunslinger, gunslingers, fastest gun in the west, wild west, wildwest, wild-west, westward, draw, drawing, quick hand, class, classes, shoot, shooting, duel, dueling, shot, shots, pistol, pistols
"No need to thank me, Ma'am-I would have murdered him anyways."
"You were really great out there!"
Tags:duel, duelling, gun, guns, pistol, pistols, pistols at dawn, dueler, duelist, duelists, victorian, historical, historically, victorians, edwardian, murder, murdered, sport, sports, competitive sports, praise, praised, dead, death, die, died, dying, dies, wife, wives, encouraging, encouragement, levity, play on words, word-play, word play
"This is the perfect choice for whatever you're perpetrating."
"I hope I can still count on an endorsement."
Tags:endorsement, endorsements, duel, duels, pistol, pistols, gunfight, gunfights, gun fight, gun fights, gunfighter, gunfighters, gun fighter, gun fighters, political division, political divisions, ally, allies, political ally, political allies, kill, kills, killing, murder, murders, murdering, primary, primaries, primaried, candidate, candidates, political candidate, political candidates, shooting, shootings, october surprise, political attack, political attacks, negative ad, negative ads, negative ad campaign, negative ad campaigns
"Let me just tap this in, Greg, then you can putt out."
Tags:sport, sports, golf, golfing, golfer, golfers, golf club, golf clubs, golf green, golf greens, hole, holes, golf ball, golf balls, golf course, golf courses, putter, putters, flag, flags, put, putting, tap, frustrated, frustration, anger, angry, anger management, competition, competitive, too competitive, sportsmanship, gun, guns, firearm, firearms, pistol, pistols, fire, shoot, shooting, making par, gentleman's sport, gentleman's game, man, men
"Stand aside, Gruenwald! It's the computer I'm blowing away!"
"Have you seen my pistol, Honey-bun?"
"I don't mind if you come-a- courtin', but lose the sword and pistol."
Tags:relationship, relationships, dating, courting, date, dates, couple, couples, animal, animals, talking animal, talking animals, frog, frogs, amphibian, amphibians, mouse, mice, anthropomorphic, anthropomorphism, personification, sword, swords, pistol, pistols, gun, guns, frog went a-courting, frog went a-courtin', music, song, songs, famous song, famous songs, folk song, folk songs
"The first six are for bullets. This one here's for lip balm."
"We shouldn't have expected a banker to play by the rules."
'Em... Hang on a minute.'
"You heard the little lady, Mister. She said, 'Don't touch that dial.' "
Tags:don't touch that dial, channel, channels, change, changes, changing, change the channel, changes the channel, changing the channel, cowboy, cowboys, western, westerns, threat, threats, threaten, threatens, threatening, standoff, standoffs, mexican standoff, mexican standoffs, pistol, pistols, ad break, ad breaks, advertising break, advertising breaks, commercial, commercials, commercial break, commercial breaks, remote, remote control, remote controls, controlling, warn, warns, warning, warnings
Hunters are hunted by a bear, a rabbit and a deer.
Tags:fight back, fights back, fighting back, fight, fights, fair fight, fair fights, shoot, shoots, shootout, shootouts, gunfight, gunfights, gunfighter, gunfighters, gunfighting, pistol, pistols, rifle, rifles, animal rights, animal rights activist, animal rights activists, war, wars, war zone, war zones, warring, enemy, enemies, mortal enemy, mortal enemies, kill, kills, killing, killer, killers, bear, bears, predator, predators, prey, match, matches, even match, evenly matched
"Hang on, I think I know what we're doing wrong."
Bad Flower Pick Up Lines
"The public is tiring of unfair attacks."
Tags:attack, attacks, campaign ad, campaign ads, negative ad, negative ads, politician, politicians, political campaign, political campaigns, campaigning, campaigner, campaigners, duel, duels, duelist, duelists, duellist, duellists, poll, polls, polling, pollster, pollsters, character assassination, assassination, assassinations, assassinating, bad politics, olden days, gun, guns, gun play, pistol, pistols, pistols at dawn, unfair, unfairness, coward, cowards, cowardly, shot in the back, shooting in the back
"No. 319. A long silk-organza halter dress with arabesque crystal beading. With it Clarisse carries an unobtrusive .38 revolver with a handle of cloisonné enamel."
Tags:fashion show, fashion shows, gun, guns, gun nut, gun nuts, gun culture, gun, guns, pistol, pistols, revolver, revolvers, designer, designers, fashion designer, fashion designers, fashion design, concealed carry, concealed carry law, concealed carry laws, open carry law, open carry laws, america, american, usa, united states, second amendment, 2nd amendment
Two men stand back-to-back prepared to duel, but one has stabbed the other in the back preemptively
Tags:duel, duels, dueling, duelling, fight, fight, fighting, single combat, one-on-one, man-to-man, cheat, cheater, cheaters, kill, murder, murders, stab, stabbing, stab in the back, stab-in-the-back, back-stab, sword, sword, knife, knives, dagger, daggers, gun, guns, pistol, pistols, firearm, firearms, back-to-back, dirty trick, dirty tricks, unfair
Fencing with Guns
"There goes the Aubusson."
Tags:death, deaths, murder, murders, murderer, murderers, killing, kills, killed, homicide, homicides, crimes, criminal, criminals, shot, shooting, shoot, shots, shoots, bleed, bleeding, bleeds, violence, violent, law, laws, marriage, married, marry, marriages, husband, wife, husbands, wives, relationship, relationships, aubusson, aubussons, gun, guns, pistol, pistols, tapestry, carpet, tapestries, carpets, france, french, concern, concerns, concerning, priorities, priority, annoy, annoyed, reaction, react