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"Is this a bad time to talk about global warming?"
Tags:global warming, race car, race cars, racecar, racecars, race, races, racing, global warming, fossil fuel, fossil fuels, refuel, refuels, refueling, gas, gasoline, environment, environmentalist, environmentalists, environmentalism, bad timing, timing, bad time, bad times, inconvenient, inconvenient timing, pit stop, pit stops, pit crew, pit crews, racer, car race, car races, internal combustion engine, gadfly, gadflies, annoying, annoyance, annoyances
"Forget it. We're not stopping again."
Tags:death, war, wars, pestilence, famine, hunger, hungry, pit stop, pit stops, restaurant, restaurants, grim reaper, grim reapers, reaper, reapers, four horsemen, apocalypse, apocalypses, four horsemen of the apocalypse, revelation, new testament, bible, horse, horses, road, roads, stop, stops, break, breaks
"I'm getting this irritating little 'tap, tap' sound somewhere behind the dashboard."
"If you seek the bathroom key, answer first these riddles three."
Tags:bathroom key, bathroom keys, restroom, restrooms, toilet, toilets, public toilet, public toilets, public bathroom, public bathrooms, riddle, riddles, quest, quests, inconvenient, inconvenience, road trip, road trips, convenience store, convenience stores, pit stop, pit stops, restroom, restrooms, bathroom, bathrooms, potty break, potty breaks
World without Oil...
Death Takes a Dump
Full Serve and Elf Serve.
"Christ! How much further is it to the next rest stop!?!"
Tags:rider, riding, motorbike, motorbikes, bike, bikes, road trip, road trips, biking, biker, bikers, age, aging, old age, hippie, hippies, drama, dramas, film, films, rest, resting, rests, rest stop, pit stop, pit stops, rest stops, bored, bore, boring, bores, counterculture, countercultures, hippy, hippys, boomer, baby boomer, baby boomers, baby-boomer, baby-boomers, retirees, retirement, old, older
"I need to tinkle."
'What, no onion rings?'
Santa gets caught short.
Tags:pitstop, pitstops, pit stop, pit stops, car, cars, auto, autos, automobile, automobiles, race, races, racing, racer, racers, raced, racecar, racecars, change, changes, changing, changed, tire, tires, tyre, tyres, head, heads, screw, screws, screwing, screwed, mechanic, mechanics, in the bleachers, bleachers, in the bleachers, stock car, stock cars
'Let's go, let's go! Get back on the track!'
Tags:nails, nail, painting nails, paint, nails arent dry, drying nails, feminine, race, racing driver, racing drivers, race car driver, race car drivers, racer, racers, raced, races, racing, pit stop, pitstop, pit stops, pitstops, priorities, prioritize, in the bleachers, bleachers, in the bleachers
'Enough deodorant! This isn't what a pit crew does!'
Tags:pit stop, pit stops, pitstop, pitstops, pit crew, pit crews, pit, pits, pitting, pitted, armpit, armpits, arm pit, arm pits, deodorant, racecar, racecars, race car, race cars, nascar, smell, smells, smelling, odor, odors, odour, odours, spray, sprays, spraying, sprayed, aerosol, the flying mccoys, flying mccoys
"Can you take over the controls? I've got to take a number 4!"
'I'm bringing it into the pit! The DVD player conked out in the middle of 'Little Miss Sunshine'.'
Tags:car, cars, auto, autos, automobile, automobiles, nascar, race, races, racing, racer, racers, raced, pit, pits, pitting, pitted, pitstop, pitstops, pit stop, pit stops, dvd, dvd player, dvd players, electronic, electronics, fault, faults, faulty, faulted, annoy, annoys, annoyed, in the bleachers, bleachers, in the bleachers
'Have you got a red magic tree? I don't like the green ones.'
Racing pit crew member holds sign for driver: Stop And Ask For Directions.
Dentists perform pit stop on a smile.
You know... this would be as good a time as any to rotate the tyres.
NEXT EXIT Food & Drink Cafe...Open 24 hours: 'Hey! Here's the place we saw advertised on the freeway!'