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"So, when you day 'angry mob with torches and pitchforks,' you mean. . .?"
"Get him! He's wearing a blazer with a turtleneck!"
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"Mr. Butler, your ten-o'clock is here."
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"I see Wall Street is hiring again."
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Rosemary's Baby Supplies
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Farmer's looking at paintings of haystacks.
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"I'm a huge fan of your work."
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"Grab a fork and pitch in if you want to. Not that it matters. You're damned if you do, damned if you don't."
'Don't mind us, we're just passive bystanders.'
"I think I laid a deviled egg."
"Good news is we killed the vampire. Bad news is he was actually our beloved town hero, Mosquito Man."
"Sometimes they get frustrated and punch the wall."
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'Wrong fork. Good Lord, man, don't you have any table manners?'
'Oh, it gets worse. You've been selected for jury duty.'
'Guns are fine,but you'll have to check all cell phones, pagers and laptops.'
"I'll bet there's an interesting story behind that."
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Staff Picks in Hell
They always go for the hoe.
'No chocolate?! What kind of place has no chocolate?'
'Thank God for sunscreen.'
'No fair, man. How come you get a dessert fork?'
'Laser pointers are for wimps. Use a pitchfork.'
'It's time to go. And by the way, you're gonna need this.'
Tags:grim reaper, grim reapers, reaper, reapers, angel of death, death, die, dies, dying, dies, deaths, pitchfork, pitchforks, pitch fork, pitch forks, hell, hells, devil, devils, afterlife, afterlives, scythe, scythes, underworld, underworlds, satan, demon, demons, the end, the flying mccoys, flying mccoys