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'Yes, I am 100% positive that I didn't order a medium pizza with extra mice and sparrows.'
"I've heard tell of a Ray's even more original."
A bat unsuccessfully tosses pizza dough.
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"I don't think we're going to be able to agree on a pizza topping that will solve all of our problems."
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Deconstructed Street Foods - Pizza
"One slice—hold the bread."
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"If you must know—pizza, pepperoni pizza, and I'm going to relish every damn bite."
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"Yep - peanut-free, Ebola-free, gluten-free. That'll be $74."
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Deep dish bourbon
Instead of an olive branch, the dove brings a delivery pizza back to Noah's Ark.
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"Sorry I'm late. It took me forever to find this place."
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"People don't care what they're eating as long as they're the first ones to eat it."
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"I am a golem, but on weekends I do Domino's."
"This is actually quite good. Remember the first time you tried to order pizza?"
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The Vorsteins plan to raise their own turkey for Thanksgiving failed the moment their kids named it 'Bobo'.
Pizza Carried Off On A Stick Like A Wild Animal
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'Ed moves that we buy new choir slickers and adjourn for pizza. Do I hear a second?'
With enrollment declining, Dawson College looked for creative ways to attract new students.
'55 minutes? Really? And you call yourself the fastest land mammal?'
Pizza, the CD
"With all due respect, Sire, the Pizza King sends his kindest regards."
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"Es tu, Little Caesar?"
"It's not a bear, sweetie. It's the pizza."
Pizza without borders.