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"Yep - peanut-free, Ebola-free, gluten-free. That'll be $74."
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Instead of an olive branch, the dove brings a delivery pizza back to Noah's Ark.
Tags:religion, religious, bible, biblical, old testament, genesis, book of genesis, noah, noah's ark, ark, arks, boat, boats, animal, animals, bird, birds, dove, doves, pizza, pizza, pizza delivery, pizza deliveries, delivery pizza, delivery pizzas, delivery driver, delivery drivers, deliverymen, deliveryman, driver, drivers, fresh pizza, fresh pizzas, service, customer service, pizza parlour, pizza parlour, pizza parlor, pizza parlors, pizza shop, pizza shops, pizza store, pizza stores, pizzeria, pizzerias, modern life
"I am a golem, but on weekends I do Domino's."
"With all due respect, Sire, the Pizza King sends his kindest regards."
Tags:king, kings, royal, royalty, pizza, pizzas, pizza delivery, pizza deliveries, order, ordering, orders, delivery man, delivery men, deliveryman, deliverymen, delivery boy, delivery person, delivery people, pizza delivery man, pizza delivery men, pizza deliveryman, pizza deliverymen, pizza delivery person, pizza delivery people, throne, thrones, wealth, wealthy, rich, wealthy people, wealthy person, rich people, rich person, privilege, privileged, pizza restaurant, pizza restaurants
"It's not a bear, sweetie. It's the pizza."
"Who ordered a pizza?"
"Rapunzel, Rapunzel, let down twenty-two dollars and thirty-seven cents."
An emergency vehicle reads "pizza" in reverse on its hood.
"Am I going crazy or does this table smell like mozzarella cheese?!?"
Tags:mozzarella, cheese, cheeses, pizza, pizzas, mozzarellas, mouse, mice, craving, cravings, crave, craved, craves, foodie, foodies, rodent, rodents, pizza delivery, pizza deliveries, pizza takeaway, pizza takeaways, junk food, fast food, junk-foods, fast foods, eating out, scent, scents, smell, smells
"We must be in the Italian Alps."
'I have to ask; do you really care if your double-cheese bacon sausage pepperoni pizza is gluten-free?'
Pizza section in library.
"15 bucks a piece should cover it, gentlemen."
"I would like the 12 inch pizza with extra anchovies and mozzarella. Can you deliver?"
'Your pizza may be cold. My car broke down on the way here, and it took the garage over a week to fix it.'
Dog delivers pizza through "doggy door".
!Pizza deliver boy!"
"Unfortunately, Lance can't be here tonight to accept this award. But it's a thrill and an honor for me to accept it on his behalf on my way over to his place with his small onion and pepperoni."
Tags:delivery man, delivery men, pizza delivery, pizza deliveries, pizza, takeout, takeouts, takeaway, takeaways, takeout pizza, takeout pizzas, takeaway pizza, takeaway pizzas, award, awards, award ceremony, award ceremonies, lazy, laziness, deliveryman, deliverymen, delivery person, delivery people, acceptance speech, acceptance speeches, disrespect, disrespectful, disregard, disregarding, movie award, movie awards, film award, film awards
'Our delivery time was 45 minutes. But thanks to new technology, it's now 45 seconds.'
"Hold on, I have to buzz you in."
'I thought you told me that you ordered a pizza'
Tags:trojan horse, troy, trojan war, homer, iliad, ancient greece, classics, classicist, classicists, pizza deliveries, takeaway, takeaways, beware greeks bearing gifts, greece, pizza delivery, pizza deliveries, delivery, order, ordered, deceive, confusion, take away, take out, ancient greece, food delivery, siege of troy
'That's the third wrong number today ordering pizza. Mrs. Beatton, put in a pizza department - we deliver!'
"I'd like to order a pizza. Any kind of pizza will do. What I really need to know is what your delivery guy is like...height, weight, muscle mass, percentage of body fat..."
"Yes, I'm sure no one ordered a pizza."
"It's got pineapple on it. You'll have to go to hell."
Tags:death, heaven, religion, religious, god, pizza, pizzas, pizza delivery, pizza deliveries, delivery pizza, delivery pizzas, take-away, takeaway, take-out, takeout, food, meal, meals, deliveryman, deliverymen, pizza box, pizza boxes, pineapple, pineapple on pizza, pineapple pizza, hell, going to hell, hate, dislike, picky, picky eater, picky eaters, fussy eater, fussy eaters, fussy, hawaiian pizza