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'Good morning, here's your placebo, I mean medicine... well, I'm fired.'
"I'm putting you on a stronger placebo."
"That was my doctor. He's afraid if I don't see him, my cold will clear up on its own."
'It was a placebo surgery. I cut him open and just stitched him back up. I guarantee his phantom chest pains will be gone.'
'As it turned out, I was in the group that received nothing but a placebo the whole time.'
'I'm part of a double-blind study to see how weight loss supplements help people lose weight. I'm guessing I received the sugar pill placebos.'
"I'm not really a doctor. I'm a placebo."
'Well, I guess we're the control group.'
"It looks like we're out of sample placebos."
'Hmm...better go with these.'
'Our trials show that the new drug performs no better than placebo.'
'This is only a placebo, but trust me, it works!'
'Turns out the placebo did have side effects. Wings.'
'Some people get a placebo meal - inferior, less nutritious ingredients.'
Drugs - 'Placebos' and 'Ex-strength placebos'.
Placebonex: 'Make sure to take it every day, otherwise the effect wears off.'
"With this medication, you may find your voice getting richer and more powerful, but don't worry. It's just a placido effect."
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"I told you I was sick! The doc says I'm a full blown hypochondriac....and he gave me a new wonder drug called a placebo!"
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"Must you always think of work? That's Placido Domingo, not 'Placebo"
'Actually, I'm a placebo psychiatrist.'
'Half the diabetics were given the new drug and responded well. The other half got a placebo and went into shock.'
"Do a double-blind test. Give the new drug to rich patients and a placebo to the poor. No sense getting their hopes up. They couldn't afford it even if it works."
"I'm going to prescribe a generic placebo."
'He was unhappy to learn that I had prescribed a placebo but when I told him it was an extra-strength placebo, he was pleased.'
'I don't care about your stinking study. This time, it better not be the placebo.'