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"They say your chances of survival are better sitting in the tail section."
"Hey, I know things look bleak now, but once we find a palm tree and grow beards we'll be making jokes in no time."
"I happen to be a frequent flyer, and this just doesn't feel right to me."
'How the heck are we supposed to land on a runway that's upside down?'
"I didn't copy your haircut, the same plane hit me."
"That one looks like a falling engine."
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"He built his own airplane from a kit."
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'I thought we'd never break through those clouds!'
Scared as Hell Airlines.
"When using the inflatable slide to exit the aircraft, put your hands over your head and yell weeeeeeee!"
Tags:aircraft, aircrafts, airplane, airplanes, planes, plane, air travel, aeroplane, aeroplanes, safety lecture, safety lectures, safety instructions, emergency drill, emergency drills, emergency landing, emergency landings, plane crash, plane crashes, crash, crashes, crashing, crashed, inflatable slide, inflatable slides, slide, slides, sliding
Air traffic controllers, as always, cool, calm and collected.
Try Bob's Flight School
"We'll have to pick this up later. My plane just went down, sharks ate my personal assistant, and apparently I'm winning some kind of surfing competition."
Tags:surf, surfs, surfing competition, surfing competitions, distraction, distractions, cellphone, cellphones, cell phone, cell phones, mobile, mobiles, phone, phones, crash, crashes, plane crash, plane crashes, conversation, conversations, distraction, distractions, business call, business calls, airplane, airplanes, aeroplane, aeroplanes, personal assistant, personal assistants, absentminded, tall tale, tall tales
On the plus side, folks, we should have you on the ground way, way ahead of schedule...
A man sticks pins into a doll of a pilot who, driven to distraction, flies his plane into the man's house.
"And you know, realistically, it's much safer than driving."
Tags:superhero, superheroes, superpower, superpowers, super power, super powers, hero, heroes, air travel, flying, frequent flyer, frequent flyers, stats, statistics, driver, drivers, driving, plane crash, planes crashes, car accident, car accidents, anxiety, therapy, therapists, therapist, counselor, counselors, counseling, counsellor, counsellors, counselling, psychology, psychologist, psychologists, psychiatry, psychiatrist, psychiatrists, psychoanalysis
"Eyes forward, grab the oar, and paddle fast."
'Oops' Plane crash
"I spy with my little eye—something on fire."
Tags:i spy, ispy, travel, travels, travelling, travelled, transport, transported, fly, flying, flight, air, airline, airplane, plane, aeroplane, my little eye, eye, fire, plane crash, kid, kids, child, children, parent, parents, parenting, parental, mom, mum, mother, mothers, precocious, dark humor, dark humour, black humor, black humour, tense, tension
"Go ahead. It's decaf."
Tags:emergency landing, emergency landings, pilot, pilots, co-pilot, co-pilots, risk taker, risk takers, risk taking, caffeine, coffee, coffees, decaffeinate, caffeinate, plane crash, plane crashes, airplane crash, airplane crashes, aeroplane crash, aeroplane crashes, emergency, emergencies, decaf, disaster, disasters, stress, stressful job, stressful jobs
"Don't worry. Insurance should cover it."
'Don't worry about Jack. His wooden leg is as good as ANY floatation device.'
Man repairing a aeroplane wing with duct tape.
'Oh my gosh... we just hit a bird! I think we should go back and check on it.'