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"They say your chances of survival are better sitting in the tail section."
"I happen to be a frequent flyer, and this just doesn't feel right to me."
'How the heck are we supposed to land on a runway that's upside down?'
"That one looks like a falling engine."
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cloud, clouds, cloud watching, cloud watcher, cloud watchers, kid, kids, child, game, games, childhood game, childhood games, kids games, kids game, kids' game, kids' games, airplane, airplanes, aeroplane, aeroplanes, jet, jets, plane, planes, air travel, plane crash, plane crashes, engine, engines, plane engine, plane engines, shadow, shadows, mistake, mistakes, mistaken, fatal mistake, fatal mistakes, deadly mistake, deadly mistakes"He built his own airplane from a kit."
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airplane, airplanes, aeroplane, aeroplanes, plane, planes, kit, kits, incompetence, hobby, new hobby, new hobbies, aeroplane crash, airplane crash, pilot, pilots, dangerous hobby, dangerous hobbies, model airplane, airplane kit, airplane kits, aeroplane kit, aeroplane kits, plane kit, plane kits, airplane crash, airplane crashes, plane crash, plane crashes, aviator, aviators, aviation, enthusiast, enthusiastsScared as Hell Airlines.
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airline, airlines, aircraft, airplane, flight, travel, accidents, crash, fear, phobia, fear of flying, airplanes, air accident, air accident, accident, plane, planes, plane crash, plane crashes, fears, phobias, air travel, air crash"When using the inflatable slide to exit the aircraft, put your hands over your head and yell weeeeeeee!"
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aircraft, aircrafts, airplane, airplanes, planes, plane, air travel, aeroplane, aeroplanes, safety lecture, safety lectures, safety instructions, emergency drill, emergency drills, emergency landing, emergency landings, plane crash, plane crashes, crash, crashes, crashing, crashed, inflatable slide, inflatable slides, slide, slides, slidingTry Bob's Flight School
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airplane, pilot, passenger, parachute, accident, plane crash, fly, flying, plane crashes, cessna, propeller, pilot, engine, airborne, advertising, advertise, banner, experimental, ultralight, crash, faa, aviation, aviator, flight school, pilot training, pilot's license, crash"We'll have to pick this up later. My plane just went down, sharks ate my personal assistant, and apparently I'm winning some kind of surfing competition."
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surf, surfs, surfing competition, surfing competitions, distraction, distractions, cellphone, cellphones, cell phone, cell phones, mobile, mobiles, phone, phones, crash, crashes, plane crash, plane crashes, conversation, conversations, distraction, distractions, business call, business calls, airplane, airplanes, aeroplane, aeroplanes, personal assistant, personal assistants, absentminded, tall tale, tall talesOn the plus side, folks, we should have you on the ground way, way ahead of schedule...
"Go ahead. It's decaf."
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emergency landing, emergency landings, pilot, pilots, co-pilot, co-pilots, risk taker, risk takers, risk taking, caffeine, coffee, coffees, decaffeinate, caffeinate, plane crash, plane crashes, airplane crash, airplane crashes, aeroplane crash, aeroplane crashes, emergency, emergencies, decaf, disaster, disasters, stress, stressful job, stressful jobs'Oh my gosh... we just hit a bird! I think we should go back and check on it.'
"I'm glad they had these nice robes for us, because my luggage didn't make it."
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air travel, plane travel, airline travel, plane, planes, airline, airlines, airport, airports, airplane, airplanes, aeroplane, aeroplanes, luggage, baggage, baggage claim, luggage claim, lost luggage, lost baggage, optimism, glass half full, angel, angels, heaven, dying, death, plane crash, plane crashes, afterlife, afterlives, after-life, after-lives'We're going to be doing a water landing! Please put these on immediately!'
Airplane Safety
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plane, planes, airplane, airplanes, aeroplane, aeroplanes, air travel, flying, flyers, airplane safety, aeroplane safety, crash test, crash testing, crash dummy, crash dummies, crash testing dummy, crash testing dummies, crash test dummy, crash test dummies, plane crash, plane crashes, airplane crash, airplane crashes, jet, jets, realisation, trepidation, realization, realise, realize, passenger, passengers, commuter, commuters"… and when the captain said, 'everyone turn off their cell phones', what did you do?"
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religion, religious, death, after death, afterlife, heaven, heaven's gate, entrance to heaven, st. peter's gate, saint peter's gate, pearly gates, st. peter, saint peter, angel, angels, air travel, airplane, airplanes, aeroplane, aeroplanes, plane, planes, flying, flight, flights, traveler, travelers, traveling, travellers, travellers, travelling, passenger, passengers, plane crash, plane crashes, accident, accidents, phone, phones, cellphone, cellphones, cell phone, cell phones, cellular phone, cellular phones, mobile phone, mobile phones, smart phone, smart phones, smartphone, smartphones, airplane mode, flight mode, airplane safety, aeroplane safety, breaking the rules, technology, incompetent, incompetents, incompetence, modern life"The pilot just sent a group text saying that the plane is having engine trouble and that we should talk brace positions. Doesn't anyone talk anymore?"
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plane crash, plane crashes, airplane crash, airplane crashes, aeroplane crash, aeroplane crashes, group text, group texts, engine trouble, engine troubles, mass text, mass texts, communication, modern communication, smartphone, smartphones, smart phone, smart phones, cell phone, cell phones, mobile, mobiles'As yet another plane falls out of the sky, we ask, 'what the hell's going on?!?'..'