Plane Crashes Cartoons and Comics

"They say your chances of survival are better sitting in the tail section."

"I happen to be a frequent flyer, and this just doesn't feel right to me."

'How the heck are we supposed to land on a runway that's upside down?'

"I didn't copy your haircut, the same plane hit me."

"That one looks like a falling engine."

"He built his own airplane from a kit."

Scared as Hell Airlines.

"When using the inflatable slide to exit the aircraft, put your hands over your head and yell weeeeeeee!"

Try Bob's Flight School

High Load

"We'll have to pick this up later. My plane just went down, sharks ate my personal assistant, and apparently I'm winning some kind of surfing competition."

On the plus side, folks, we should have you on the ground way, way ahead of schedule...

"Eyes forward, grab the oar, and paddle fast."

'Oops' Plane crash

"Don't worry. Insurance should cover it."

"Go ahead. It's decaf."

'Oh my gosh... we just hit a bird! I think we should go back and check on it.'

"I'm glad they had these nice robes for us, because my luggage didn't make it."

Man repairing a aeroplane wing with duct tape.

'We're going to be doing a water landing! Please put these on immediately!'

Airplane Safety

"… and when the captain said, 'everyone turn off their cell phones', what did you do?"

"The pilot just sent a group text saying that the plane is having engine trouble and that we should talk brace positions. Doesn't anyone talk anymore?"

'As yet another plane falls out of the sky, we ask, 'what the hell's going on?!?'..'

Market crashes and air bags and oxygen masks deploy.