Search by Search ID or Tag or use the Advanced Search
"They say your chances of survival are better sitting in the tail section."
'How the heck are we supposed to land on a runway that's upside down?'
"I didn't copy your haircut, the same plane hit me."
"That one looks like a falling engine."
Tags:cloud, clouds, cloud watching, cloud watcher, cloud watchers, kid, kids, child, game, games, childhood game, childhood games, kids games, kids game, kids' game, kids' games, airplane, airplanes, aeroplane, aeroplanes, jet, jets, plane, planes, air travel, plane crash, plane crashes, engine, engines, plane engine, plane engines, shadow, shadows, mistake, mistakes, mistaken, fatal mistake, fatal mistakes, deadly mistake, deadly mistakes
"He built his own airplane from a kit."
Tags:airplane, airplanes, aeroplane, aeroplanes, plane, planes, kit, kits, incompetence, hobby, new hobby, new hobbies, aeroplane crash, airplane crash, pilot, pilots, dangerous hobby, dangerous hobbies, model airplane, airplane kit, airplane kits, aeroplane kit, aeroplane kits, plane kit, plane kits, airplane crash, airplane crashes, plane crash, plane crashes, aviator, aviators, aviation, enthusiast, enthusiasts
Scared as Hell Airlines.
"When using the inflatable slide to exit the aircraft, put your hands over your head and yell weeeeeeee!"
Tags:aircraft, aircrafts, airplane, airplanes, planes, plane, air travel, aeroplane, aeroplanes, safety lecture, safety lectures, safety instructions, emergency drill, emergency drills, emergency landing, emergency landings, plane crash, plane crashes, crash, crashes, crashing, crashed, inflatable slide, inflatable slides, slide, slides, sliding
Try Bob's Flight School
"We'll have to pick this up later. My plane just went down, sharks ate my personal assistant, and apparently I'm winning some kind of surfing competition."
Tags:surf, surfs, surfing competition, surfing competitions, distraction, distractions, cellphone, cellphones, cell phone, cell phones, mobile, mobiles, phone, phones, crash, crashes, plane crash, plane crashes, conversation, conversations, distraction, distractions, business call, business calls, airplane, airplanes, aeroplane, aeroplanes, personal assistant, personal assistants, absentminded, tall tale, tall tales
On the plus side, folks, we should have you on the ground way, way ahead of schedule...
"Eyes forward, grab the oar, and paddle fast."
Tags:porcupine, porcupines, pigs, chickens, life rafts, life-raft, life-rafts, life boat, life boats, lifeboat, lifeboats, pig, chicken, life raft, survival, reynolds unwrapped, plane crash, plane crashes, shipwreck, shipwrecks, shipwrecked, castaway, castaways, adrift, rescue, rescues, hedgehog, hedgehogs
'Oops' Plane crash
"Go ahead. It's decaf."
Tags:emergency landing, emergency landings, pilot, pilots, co-pilot, co-pilots, risk taker, risk takers, risk taking, caffeine, coffee, coffees, decaffeinate, caffeinate, plane crash, plane crashes, airplane crash, airplane crashes, aeroplane crash, aeroplane crashes, emergency, emergencies, decaf, disaster, disasters, stress, stressful job, stressful jobs
"Don't worry. Insurance should cover it."
'Oh my gosh... we just hit a bird! I think we should go back and check on it.'
'We're going to be doing a water landing! Please put these on immediately!'
Man repairing a aeroplane wing with duct tape.
"I'm glad they had these nice robes for us, because my luggage didn't make it."
Tags:air travel, plane travel, airline travel, plane, planes, airline, airlines, airport, airports, airplane, airplanes, aeroplane, aeroplanes, luggage, baggage, baggage claim, luggage claim, lost luggage, lost baggage, optimism, glass half full, angel, angels, heaven, dying, death, plane crash, plane crashes, afterlife, afterlives, after-life, after-lives
"… and when the captain said, 'everyone turn off their cell phones', what did you do?"
Tags:religion, religious, death, after death, afterlife, heaven, heaven's gate, entrance to heaven, st. peter's gate, saint peter's gate, pearly gates, st. peter, saint peter, angel, angels, air travel, airplane, airplanes, aeroplane, aeroplanes, plane, planes, flying, flight, flights, traveler, travelers, traveling, travellers, travellers, travelling, passenger, passengers, plane crash, plane crashes, accident, accidents, phone, phones, cellphone, cellphones, cell phone, cell phones, cellular phone, cellular phones, mobile phone, mobile phones, smart phone, smart phones, smartphone, smartphones, airplane mode, flight mode, airplane safety, aeroplane safety, breaking the rules, technology, incompetent, incompetents, incompetence, modern life
Tags:plane, planes, airplane, airplanes, aeroplane, aeroplanes, air travel, flying, flyers, airplane safety, aeroplane safety, crash test, crash testing, crash dummy, crash dummies, crash testing dummy, crash testing dummies, crash test dummy, crash test dummies, plane crash, plane crashes, airplane crash, airplane crashes, jet, jets, realisation, trepidation, realization, realise, realize, passenger, passengers, commuter, commuters
"The pilot just sent a group text saying that the plane is having engine trouble and that we should talk brace positions. Doesn't anyone talk anymore?"
Tags:plane crash, plane crashes, airplane crash, airplane crashes, aeroplane crash, aeroplane crashes, brace position, brace positions, group text, group texts, engine trouble, engine troubles, mass text, mass texts, communication, modern communication, smartphone, smartphones, smart phone, smart phones, cell phone, cell phones, mobile, mobiles
'As yet another plane falls out of the sky, we ask, 'what the hell's going on?!?'..'
Market crashes and air bags and oxygen masks deploy.
'As the plane is about to crash, we're offering passengers a complimentary drink.'