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'That flight is totally booked, but for $100 I can arrange for you to ride in the lavatory.'
'The flights are 99p...but it's an extra £435.80 if you want to take them inside the plane.'
'The flight is 99p...but it's another £456 if you want to be inside the plane!'
'I thought you said we were flying coach.'
'Sorry to eat and run but I've got to go help someone catch a plane.'
Budget Air - Click here if you agree to be being treated like dirt
Jeff is poised to extend his record of 23 'A' boarding passes.
Man on a laptop on the back of a plane.
'You want a shuffle flight to Buffalo?'
Baldo, I really got to know you on my recent visit. I want you to come see me someday. Here is $300. Save it for your plane fare. Don't even think about using the money to buy a car."
"I can't believe Great Abuelita Zoraida sent me $300 to buy a plane ticket to visit her! Where does she get all this money?"
"Is this your first trip with a low-cost airline?"