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'He's going to walk the plank. The least we can do is let him stretch his quads first.'
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'I think one plank is enough. Get rid of the high dive.'
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"This is an unfortunate time to run aground."
Catwalk The Plank
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"Houston....I've found the 'Plank Constant'."
"Am I getting warmer?"
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'This is mahogany, folks, the kind of quality plank termites make a real home in.'
'Apparently, you fail to appreciate the seriousness of your situation.'
"Um....No, thanks. We'll take that one."
"The sharks around here like spices on their food."
'How's my driving?'
"We made it more convenient so that you don't even have to walk now."
"We thought it would be more fun than just walking the plank."
"That one's for higher-skilled plank walkers."
'I REALLY disapprove of our mandatory retirement plan! '
Watch Your Step.
"I call it decking - it will be all the rage in a few years."
'The doctor said you needed lumbar support, you old fool. not lumber support!'
Martial arts man breaks chair when sitting down.
Ed becomes fully vested in his company's retirement plan.
"These guys know how to dicker on price."