Search by Search ID or Tag or use the Advanced Search
'Conglomo Corporation: Proud manufacturer of outrageously useless stuff you apparently can't live without.'
OBSOLETE: Any really expensive state of the art equipment you bought last year.
'Obsolete: Any state of the art equipment you bought last year for $250,000.'
"Unfortunately, Stan's idea of planned obsolescence extended to his wife."
"And this light here lets you know when the camera is obsolete."
"I can guarantee it's the latest thing...until the next thing arrives."
Obsolete: Any piece of software or hardware that your school brought last year for mega bucks.
Vice President for Obsolescence
The Before-You-Know It-It'll-Be-Obsolete Computer Company
"Remember - no mention of planned obsolescence."
"I've finally reached the point where I really understand my computer. Trouble is it's now obsolete."
'These have been selling really well. Have the folks in product development add a dash more built-in obsolescence.'
The planned obsolescence blues
'We don't call it planned obsolescence anymore, we call it an upgrade.'
State of the art computing purchases become obsolete in the time it takes to purchase it.
'The definition of OBSOLETE: old fashioned dictionaries.'
'I realise now that your body's obsolescence was planned, all planned right from the start.'
OBSOLETE: Any piece of audio equipment you bought last year for mega bucks.
"I upgrade then it's obsolete and I have to upgrade again! As soon as I upgrade I have to upgrade again! Upgrade! Upgrade!! Always upgrade!!"