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'it's nice but I prefer Monet's garden at Giverny.'
'Oh gross, manure.'
"Looks like we grafted a few too many human genes into the kohlrabi."
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"To make it look like an accident."
Tags:accident, accidents, accidental, cover-up, covers up, covering up, execution, execution, mafia hit, mafia hits, mobster, mobsters, whacked, banana peel, banana skin, banana skins, murder, murders, murderer, murderers, gangster, gangsters, forensic, forensic investigation, forensic investigations, clue, clues, planting evidence, plant, plants, planting, accident, accidents, look like an accident, make it look like an accident, shooting, shootings
"I brought the bougainvillea in from the greenhouse. It wasn't happy out there."
Tags:relationship, relationships, love, marriage, marriages, married life, couple, couples, husband, husbands, wife, wives, spouse, spouses, plant, plants, flower, flowers, garden, gardens, gardening, gardener, gardeners, greenhouse, greenhouses, happy, happiness, unhappy, annoyed, upset, bougainvillea, thorn, thorns, thorny, hobby, hobbies, botany, botanist, botanists, science, taking over
In the houseplant cemetery.
Tags:houseplant, houseplants, cemetery, green thumb, green thumbs, keep alive, keeps alive, keeping alive, plant, plants, graveyard, graveyards, headstone, headstones, epitaph, epitaphs, kill houseplants, killing houseplants, murder, murders, murdering, greenery, fake plant, fake plants, fake houseplant, fake houseplants, old age, die, dies, dying, garden, gardens, gardening, gardener, gardeners
"Compost? I say it's manure, and I say the hell with it!"
Tags:vegetable, vegetables, veggies, lettuce, head of lettuce, cabbage, farm, farms, farmer, farmers, farming, agriculture, crop, crops, growing crops, garden, gardening, gardener, gardeners, plant, plants, growing, raising, compost, dirt, manure, fertiliser, kid, kids, child, children, young, younger, old, older, adults, parent, parents, parenting, parenthood, language, word play, wordplay
Grim Reaper. Trim Reaper. Tim's Reefer
"The growing season has barely begun, but I've already been getting death threats."
Umbrella with Flowers
"I called you my little succulent because you're low maintenance."
Tags:couple, couples, relationship, relationships, argument, arguments, insensitive, insensitivity, lack of sensitively, put your foot in it, putting your foot in it, digging a hole, digging yourself deeper, succulent, succulents, plant, plants, low maintenance, low maintenance girlfriend, ow maintenance girlfriends
'We have to plant a tree every time we go out.'
Corn and Bunion plants.
'You just had to put in fifteen hundred acres of corn when you know darn well all my casseroles call for green beans.'
Tags:farm, farms, farming, farmer, farmers, farmed, acre, acres, corn, corns, sweetcorn, sweet corn, plant, planted, plants, planting, planter, planters, green beans, green, greens, beans, bean, pea, peas, casserole, casseroles, wife, wives, bad cook, cook, cooking, cooker, cookers, the flying mccoys, flying mccoys
'I think we found the spot where you spilled the fertilizer.'
A bird pulls a flower out of the ground and sings into it as though it is a microphone.
'You know, I bet if we steamed that and dipped it in mayo, it wouldn't be half bad... that or use it as some sort of weapon.'
"That's why we never stop eating the grass."
"End of February, McIntosh. Time to think about our spring plantings."
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"Can't we go five minutes without you checking your flower?"
Tags:plant, plants, houseplant, houseplants, flower, flowers, garden, gardens, gardener, gardeners, gardening, technology, robot, robots, interruption, interruptions, distraction, distractions, distracted, phone, phones, cellphone, cellphones, cell phone, cell phones, cellular phone, cellular phones, mobile phone, mobile phones, smart phone, smart phones, smartphone, smartphones, role reversal, screen addict, screen addicts, screen addiction, modern life
'If I had known it was going to be such a late Spring, i would have never started my garden seeds, indoors.'
'You've never planted potatoes before, have you?'
"My Chilean monkey flower is just sitting there doing nothing."
Tags:plants, plant, houseplant, houseplants, flower, flowers, horticulture, horticulturalist, horticulturalists, monkey flower, monkey flowers, chilean monkey flower, chilean monkey flowers, hanging plant, hanging plants, complaint, complaints, home life, housewife, housewives, homemaker, homemakers, wife, wives, everyday life, gardening, gardener, garden, gardens
Charles's Radical Environmentalism Started with Innocent Tree-Hugging, then Quickly Progressed to Lewd Acts with Rhododendrons.