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'You just had to put in fifteen hundred acres of corn when you know darn well all my casseroles call for green beans.'
Tags:farm, farms, farming, farmer, farmers, farmed, acre, acres, corn, corns, sweetcorn, sweet corn, plant, planted, plants, planting, planter, planters, green beans, green, greens, beans, bean, pea, peas, casserole, casseroles, wife, wives, bad cook, cook, cooking, cooker, cookers, the flying mccoys, flying mccoys
'You've never planted potatoes before, have you?'
Arbor Day Money Tree
"I believe the doughnuts were planted in my squad car in an effort to discredit me."
Tags:court, courts, courtroom, courtrooms, trial, trials, legal system, justice system, law, laws, legal, judge, judges, lawyer, lawyers, counselor, counselors, counsellors, counsellors, attorney, attorneys, solicitor, solicitors, barrister, barristers, legal counsel, witness, witnesses, witness stand, questioning, police, police officer, police officers, cop, cops, donut, donuts, doughnut, doughnuts, planted, framed, evidence, proof, squad car, squad cars, police car, police cars, police cruiser, police cruisers, discredit, stereotype, stereotypes
"Lift your stems."
Tags:relationship, relationships, relationship issues, relationship problems, marriage, marriages, married life, couple, couples, husband, husbands, wife, wives, spouse, spouses, old, elderly, old people, elderly people, senior, seniors, senior citizen, senior citizens, aging, ageing, growing old, growing older, getting older, getting old, growing old, old age, cleaning, housecleaning, housework, chore, chores, vacuum, vacuuming, vacuums, move, feet, lift, stem, stems, root, roots, plant, plants, planting, couch potato, couch potatoes, insult, insults, planted, rooted, chair, chairs, armchair, armchairs, not moving
"We just think Zeke here can really give us that microbrewery fund."
Tags:microbrew, microbrews, microbrewer, microbrewers, microbrewery, microbreweries, hipster, hipsters, marketing, marketing department, marketing departments, customer, customers, plant, plants, planted, planting, clientele, client, clients, brew, brews, brewing, brewer, brewers, tap room, tap rooms, foodie, foodies
'Did you know it's Arbor Day?'
'You seem to be raking in a lot of money.' 'I didn't realize I planted it in pay dirt.'
"C'mere, kitty. Come over here, kitty. Good kitty. Nice kitty cat. Get over here, you @#*% furball."
Tags:cat, cats, kitty, kitty cat, kitties, kitten, kittens, feline, felines, pet, pets, snow, snows, ski, skis, skiing, winter sport, winter sports, blizzard, blizzards, fall, falls, fallen, falling down, fallen down, plant, plants, planted, rescue, rescues, rescuing, rescuer, rescuers, rescued, help, helps, helping, helper, helpers
'The secret is the compost.'
Tags:seed, seeds, plant, planting, planted, leftover, leftovers, variety, varieties, mixed variety, mixed varieties, vegetable, vegetables, vegetable garden, vegetable gardens, farmer, farmers, farming, garden, gardens, vegetable garden, vegetable gardens, variety pack, variety packs, gardener, gardeners, green thumb, green thumbs
'What kind of bulbs did you put in here?'
'Is that plant maintenance?'
The Houseplant Cemetery.
'Couldn't you plant your tree before you fly?'
Dale sports his new Chia shirt.
'The evidence was planted.'
'I don't care if he drove in the winning run. On this team, we slap high fives or bump fists. We do not plant wet ones right on the lips.'
Tags:celebrate, celebration, celebrating, celebrations, high five, high fives, bump fists, bumping fists, lip, lips, plant, plants, planting, planted, win, wins, winning, winner, winners, won, over the top, gross, slap, slaps, slapping, slapper, slappers, slapped, in the bleachers, bleachers, in the bleachers
Broad Beans and Jelly Beans
"Next year I'm planting rice instead of potatoes"
A man hammers flowers into the ground.
'I'm afraid it's the weather...'
Ye shall reap what ye shall sow.
'A few over here, please.'