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With the victim of the bar fight badly in need of blood, a quick-thinking doctor ran an IV line from the plasma screen TV.
An amoeba is showing his friends his new Plasma TV - 'Hey fellas, check out my new 55 micron plasma!'
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tv, technology, 3-d, glasses, install, set up, plasma, flat-screen, wide-screen, living room, electronics, couch, incompetent, home theater, home theaters, home cinema, home cinemas, 3d tv, 3d television, 3-d tv, 3-d television, 3d glasses, 3-d glasses, doesn't work, not working, entertainment system, entertainment systems, home entertainment, mankoff'He's bought a new TV. I hope it isn't too big.'
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tv, telly, television, televisions, flat, screen, plasma, lcd, lcd, audio, video, electronic, electronics, home cinema, home cinemas, recreation, relaxation, shop, shopping, buy, buying, spend, spending, overspending, credit, debt, excess, extravagance, big, status, symbol, symbols'Move! You're blocking the TV.'
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television, big screen tv, plasma, plasma screen, golf, watching tv, armchair critic, parenting, parent, parents, father, fathers, father's day, father's day, playing with your kids, obesity, dad, dads, pop, pops, son, sons"I'm beginning too think that our ?2000 hi-def plasma that's 'soo realistic you'll think you're looking through a window' is a window!"
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hd tv, high definition, plasma screen, plasma screens, windows, gadget, scam, scams, scammed, real life, hi-def tv, high definition tv, plasma, plasma tv, window, watching tv, gadgets, window, view, views'STAY!'
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real estate, realty, realtor, sell, seller, sale, for sale, buy, purchase, market, open house, mortgage, money, finance, home owner, listing, agent, audio, video, tv, plasma, lcd, home theatre, home theater, stay, stays, home cinema, home cinemas, moviesFuture Nostalgia
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technological advances, technological advancement, technological advancements, technical advances, technical advancement, technical advancements, nostalgic, nostalgia, memory lane, plasma, flatscreen, flatscreens, tv, television, screen, screens, nano tech, nano technology, movie, movies, films'Let's watch 'Remember the Tightens!'' 'No! I want to watch 'I Love Loosey!''
'The sixty inch comes with our exclusive hide away plan.You're welcome to hide away here until your wife calms down.'
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tv, electronics, television, big screen, plasma, shop, shopping, buy, purchase, finance, sale, sales, christmas, wife, wives, angry, buy, brought, bought, wide-screen, wide screen, boys and their toys, gadget, gadgets, televisions, electronics'How do you know he wants to go to college? Maybe he wants to be a sportscaster.'
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sports, sportscaster, tv, big screen, plasma, plasma screen, plasma screens, college, colleges, family, families, kid, kids, couple, couples, marriage, money, budget, budgets, electronic, electronics, sales, shop, shops, shopping, retail"Okay, I'll accept that the big, bad wolf blew your house down, but I don't believe he 'nicked your D.V.D. recorder and plasma T.V.'."
'Does it have colour?'
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colour, color, tvs, screen, digital, lcd, plasma, wi-fi, screens, wifi, old age, elderly, old man, confusion, confused, high tech, hi-tech, advancement, progress, television, dvd, lu-ray, high definition, hd, hd ready, salesman, salesmen, sales pitch, audio visual, home cinema'I'm a huge fan of your work.'
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vampires, mosquito, mosquitoes, insects, bloodsucker, bloodsuckers, blood suckers, parasite, parasites, fan, fans, hero, heros, role model, role models, vamp, vamps, vampire, mythical being, nythical beings, monster, monsters, halloween, insects, hero, heroes, admirer, admirers, blood sucker, plasma, blood types, bats'Impressive screen, but doesn't it put you off your tea?'
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tea, cup of tea, it, home, home entertainment, living room, sitting room, home, homes, modern life, lcd, flat screen, large screen, plasma, plasma tv, over powering, dominating, too big, huge, large, larger, bigger, better, tv dinner, tv dinners, dinners, dineThey all have such big nostrils.
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nostril, nostrils, nose, hd tv, flat screen, home cinema, home cinemas, videos, complain, complaint, complaints, cd, plasma, home entertainment, video, audio, technology, big screen tv, marriage, couples, husband, wife, home, movies, programs, gadget, gadgets