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With the victim of the bar fight badly in need of blood, a quick-thinking doctor ran an IV line from the plasma screen TV.
'It's a program on conserving energy.'
An amoeba is showing his friends his new Plasma TV - 'Hey fellas, check out my new 55 micron plasma!'
"Maybe you set it up wrong."
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'He's bought a new TV. I hope it isn't too big.'
'Move! You're blocking the TV.'
"I'm beginning too think that our ?2000 hi-def plasma that's 'soo realistic you'll think you're looking through a window' is a window!"
'There's nothing on.'
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'Let's watch 'Remember the Tightens!'' 'No! I want to watch 'I Love Loosey!''
'The sixty inch comes with our exclusive hide away plan.You're welcome to hide away here until your wife calms down.'
'Thin, sexy and costly. The trophy TV.'
'How do you know he wants to go to college? Maybe he wants to be a sportscaster.'
'Tonight's top story...Your TV is too big...'
A fortune-teller working her new big plasma crystal ball.
"Okay, I'll accept that the big, bad wolf blew your house down, but I don't believe he 'nicked your D.V.D. recorder and plasma T.V.'."
'That's not a window... that's my large screen TV!'
'Does it have colour?'
'I'm a huge fan of your work.'
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'Bad news, your blood group has been discontinued.'
'Impressive screen, but doesn't it put you off your tea?'
'The doctor has me on plasma now.'
They all have such big nostrils.