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With the victim of the bar fight badly in need of blood, a quick-thinking doctor ran an IV line from the plasma screen TV.
An amoeba is showing his friends his new Plasma TV - 'Hey fellas, check out my new 55 micron plasma!'
'Move! You're blocking the TV.'
"I'm beginning too think that our ?2000 hi-def plasma that's 'soo realistic you'll think you're looking through a window' is a window!"
'Thin, sexy and costly. The trophy TV.'
'How do you know he wants to go to college? Maybe he wants to be a sportscaster.'
'Look at them, so obsessed with their bodies. I blame the modelling industry.'
A fortune-teller working her new big plasma crystal ball.
'I like things better before flat panel T.V.s.'
'Well I nicked a plasma screen T.V. last night, but its got a scratch down the screen. I was going to take it back; but some idiot burn down the store.'
TV listings for the 'small screen'.
'You know what? Even on a giant plasma high definition television with surround sound system equipped with a turbo subwoofer...pong is still pretty ordinary.'
'I got the winter blues.'
'Well I'm telling you we could have a perfectly fine holiday without it!'
'Your plasma screen TV needs a transfusion.'
'Flat screen technology is becoming surreal.'
'Ah, I see you've taken an interest in our blood plasma TV.'
'I know it's a nuisance, but they came as part of the home cinema package.'
'Beg pardon sir, but that's the window. The plasma TV is over here.'
'Explain to me again how a trip to the mall to buy shoelaces resulted in this!'
'Show me your plasma TVs.'
It may be reminiscent of Rothko, but actually it's my plasma screen.