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With the victim of the bar fight badly in need of blood, a quick-thinking doctor ran an IV line from the plasma screen TV.
An amoeba is showing his friends his new Plasma TV - 'Hey fellas, check out my new 55 micron plasma!'
"I'm beginning too think that our ?2000 hi-def plasma that's 'soo realistic you'll think you're looking through a window' is a window!"
'How do you know he wants to go to college? Maybe he wants to be a sportscaster.'
A fortune-teller working her new big plasma crystal ball.
'Today on the Mr Fix It Show.'
'Well I nicked a plasma screen T.V. last night, but its got a scratch down the screen. I was going to take it back; but some idiot burn down the store.'
'You know what? Even on a giant plasma high definition television with surround sound system equipped with a turbo subwoofer...pong is still pretty ordinary.'
'I got the winter blues.'
You know that high definition flat screen plasms tv we bought that's supposed to be so clear it's like looking through a window...well I think it is a window!
'Your plasma screen TV needs a transfusion.'
'Flat screen technology is becoming surreal.'
'Ah, I see you've taken an interest in our blood plasma TV.'
'Beg pardon sir, but that's the window. The plasma TV is over here.'
'Explain to me again how a trip to the mall to buy shoelaces resulted in this!'
'I know lots of people like flat screen TV's - But I prefer a fuller figure!'
'Show me your plasma TVs.'
It may be reminiscent of Rothko, but actually it's my plasma screen.
'Tell me about these new plasma TVs.....'
"It's not a strom! It's the Patowski's electricl mater! They're watching their 72" plasma TV!!!"
'Do you mind not leaning on my plasma.'