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"I'm beginning too think that our ?2000 hi-def plasma that's 'soo realistic you'll think you're looking through a window' is a window!"
He wanted a big-screen TV; she didn't. So they compromised. She let him sit closer to the screen.
"We can deliver it Tuesday. If no one's home, we'll just slip it under the door."
'Thin, sexy and costly. The trophy TV.'
"Last year, prices were astronomical. They've dropped to preposterous. Next year I expect they'll only be outrageous."
'There's nothing wrong with the remote. You're sitting infront of Grandpa Elwood's portrait, not a plasma T.V.'
'I like things better before flat panel T.V.s.'
'Today on the Mr Fix It Show.'
TV listings for the 'small screen'.
'Could you get off now and give one of the kids a chance?'
'Impressive screen, but doesn't it put you off your tea?'
'Wow, thanks for putting it into context. My 42-inch plasma really is obsolete.'
'Your plasma screen TV needs a transfusion.'
'It's saved us from having to get real lives.'
Four thousand dollars later and there's STILL nothing to watch!
I know how you always have trouble buying me a Valentine gift.
'Ah, I see you've taken an interest in our blood plasma TV.'
'I bet we're the only house in the street with a 3D telly!'
'Beg pardon sir, but that's the window. The plasma TV is over here.'
'Whoa cool screen saver.'
'Show me your plasma TVs.'
'I'm selling blood to fund a plasma-TV.'
'Tell me about these new plasma TVs.....'
"No, I'm not prescribing a plasma T. V. for you, just plasma."