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Real Summer Legs
'Mutilate, mangle, crush, pound, slam, bash, plaster and pulverize. That's rugby... Now get out there and have fun!'
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'We're going to be experiencing some pain today. We're removing the band-aid we put on the problem.'
'Of course, we're fully prepared to offer you our comprehensive employee health care package.'
'Hello Mr Jones, I'm the Bone Specialist.'
"Is your injury sports-related?"
The Mystery Deepens
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Mother's Day in the Bug World...
'...but besides this, how are you doing?'
Man is literary plastered.
'My finger's stopped bleeding. I must have run out of blood.'
'Well, a quick yank didn't work, either. Let's get you some lower tack bandages.'
In case you cut yourself breaking glass, break this glass.
Free non-stick band-aids.
'Well that's what you get for picking your scab. . .'
The latest in bandage technology.
Man who hits finger and screams for help has his mouth bound up instead of his finger by unsympathetic wife.
"I hate these walkabouts. Did you remember to get me some corn plasters?"
Plaster of danger
'Did you cut your lip while shaving or is that evidence you want to listen to me?'
Barack Obama struggling to hold up the world economy.