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Kid with plaster cast being sawn off.
'So, for the next three months while your brain is healing, one of our neurology volunteers, Karl, will be helping you think.'
'Cured? Well, I'll know more once the stitches are removed and the swelling goes down. But I'm fairly certain we've at least improved your defective golf swing.'
Oil Industry Safety.
"Doctor! My husband says he thinks my funny bone is broken. Do I need to have it plastered?"
'It's a plaster-cast of my carbon footprint.'
"This time, I'll ask them to write 'Not a Piñata' on it in bigger letters."
'I didn't have a fall. I fell.'
'It's really unlucky: It's the one I write with...'
'I want you to file a malpractice suit.'
"Are you sure you're ready to get back on the ice?"
'You're not making it any easier for either one of us.'
'So we meet again...'
'... And when I came down with the rebound, I heard something snap like a twig. How bad is it?'
'We're doomed. His knee is torn to shreds, we have no backup, quarterback and... wait! Look! It's Ligament Man!'
'So, you gonna take your medicine or do I have to play hardball?'
"Just badly sprained thank goodness... I was so scared it might be broken..."
'Don't worry, it's not broken: I'm an invertebrate...'
'Actually, a broken arm is not such a big handicap for me...'
Hospital patient using his thermometer on the remote control.
'Would it kill you to ask me how I'm doing?'
Man with broken leg in car.
It had sounded so good, a class where you get to make a cast of your own face.
"According to the insurance company, you don't have a leg to stand on."
'Now don't go out if it's windy.'