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'We're going to be experiencing some pain today. We're removing the band-aid we put on the problem.'
"Is your injury sports-related?"
The Mystery Deepens
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Man is literary plastered.
'My finger's stopped bleeding. I must have run out of blood.'
'Well, a quick yank didn't work, either. Let's get you some lower tack bandages.'
In case you cut yourself breaking glass, break this glass.
Free non-stick band-aids.
'Well that's what you get for picking your scab. . .'
The latest in bandage technology.
Man who hits finger and screams for help has his mouth bound up instead of his finger by unsympathetic wife.
"I hate these walkabouts. Did you remember to get me some corn plasters?"
Plaster of danger
Barack Obama struggling to hold up the world economy.
'Did you cut your lip while shaving or is that evidence you want to listen to me?'
'Sidney's such a klutz. He broke his leg in three places -- Boston, Akron and Salt Lake City.'
"Until the plaster sets, try not to laugh."
"Oh, the kids were delighted to see me back, however, Master almost had a fit when he saw the vet's bill..."
'Don't be upset, Mr Machisamo. Waxing is worse than this...'
'Don't talk to me about having an itch you can't scratch...'