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Recycling Depot: Plastic Thingies, Bits of Grey Stuff, White Round Things, Small Pieces of Brown Plastic.
Suddenly John realized he didn't want paper or plastic, He wanted something new,,, something fantastic,
"We'll be paying for the prairie, the forests, and the streams with this credit card, which is just as good as—if not better than—trinkets."
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"But if they're banned, where will I find poetry in the unexpected?"
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Unlike responsible marsupials, Sheila didn't give a darn about the environment,
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At Lego corporate headquarters.
"If it weren't for the Botox, right now I'd be so sharing your enthusiasm."
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Six months later they would be sharing the Nobel Prize, but for now all they could do was stare in amazement at what they had discovered...two incredibly well preserved specimens from the styrofoam age.'
"This is your captain speaking, everyone relax. It's not an iceberg, it's plastic."
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'Do you have any experience with plastic surgery?...'
Tags:doctor, doctors, surgeon, surgeons, plastic surgery, plastic surgeries, cosmetic surgery, cosmetic surgeries, plastic, plastics, metal, metals, hospital, hospitals, operation, operations, appearance, appearances, client, clients, patient, patients, plastic surgeon, the flying mccoys, flying mccoys
Aisle 4 Water
'Better than changing lead into gold, I've transmitted dihydreic alcohol and terephalic acid into polyester.'
"Instead of plastic garbage bags, I thought we could try these earth-friendly canvas totes."
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Holds leftovers, easy to carry... Gotta say, he almost had me. Right up to th 'Keeps food fresh' part. What a waste of a good idea.
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'My dad's no dummy. He knows using 'plastic' is bad for us. I convinced him that we should use paper and go 'green'.'
'True rupture is rare. Ladies' breasts are most commonly bursting simply with admiration for me and my skills.'
"All of our plastic utensils are manufactured locally."
Tags:plastic, plastics, plastic utensils, cutlery, local, local manufacturer, local manufacturers, local manufacturing, local food, local foods, locally sourced, source, sources, sourcing, pollution, pollute, pollutes, polluting, slow food, slow food movement, environmentalism, environmentalist, environmentalists, environmentally friendly, local manufacturer, local manufacturers
"I can tell it's new because it's alive."
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"I'm very domestic. I bottle my own water."
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'He's been married three times. Talk about 'recycled'...'
Planner at work.
'She won't admit it, but I think she's had a facelift and a nose job.'
'I used to wrap the couch in plastic, but this is better.'
"She's all plastic."